[Verse 1]
I blew over the line
He cuffed me and brought me in like a prize
I spit on the floor just to piss him off
He pulled out his taser 'cause he's got no cock
Fucking cops

[Verse 2]
I sat on the stone and I thought a lot
Two junkies were coked up and wouldn't stop talking
Lately I've been thinking I need to make a change
In how I do and what I say and behave

[Chorus]
Taking everything for granted
The moment someone does something nice I take advantage
Easy breezy only when it pleases me, I've been told
I'm kind of an asshole
I'm kind of an asshole

[Verse 3]
My wife picked me up and she gripped the wheel
"How dare you, who are you?" and shit got real
She was crying, I was playing a game on my phone
Tryin' to think if there was any weed left at home
[Chorus]
Taking everything for granted
The moment someone does something nice I take advantage
Easy breezy only when it pleases me, I've been told
I'm kind of an asshole
I'm kind of an asshole

[Outro]
Oh, I'm kind of an asshole, asshole
I'm a fucking asshole