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'Cause I'm online
I'm down in Hollywood
I'm 6'5 and I look damn good
I drive a Maserati
Grab a black belt in karate
And I love a tall glass of wine
It turns girls on when I'm mysterious
I tell 'em I don't want nothin' serious
'Cause even on a slow day, I can have a three-way
Trapped with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah, I'm cooler online