[Chorus: Kieren Webster]
Skag Trendy thinks he knows just what to do
He was only seventeen and he was out screwing the brew
He thought that parents were too old
Teachers told him what to do
He's Mr Skag Trendy, he'd like to talk to you

[Verse 1]
He told his mother what he was all about
She didn't acknowledge the cry for help she just chucked him out
Now he's broke sittin' outside, he's sitting on the floor
He's got nothing else to think about except another score
But before he gets this
He has to go and steal something
And that's not something he really wants to do
But you see, when his mother chucked him out
She signed him off the brew

[Refrain]
I wish somebody would love him
He doesn't have a home
He wishes somebody would love him
He doesn't have a home
He'd like to speak to his old school friends
But he needs ten pence for the phone
[Verse 2]
He had a girlfriend she was very very nice
Walks by him now won't look at him twice
She liked his dress sense and his cheeky, cheeky grin
But you see since he's been chucked out he's lost all of them

[Pre-Chorus: Kieren Webster & Kyle Falconer]
He's got none (So he writes another sad song)
Aye he's got none (Yes, he writes another sad song)
Yah he's got none (So he writes another sad song)
Aye he's got none (Yes, he writes another sad song)

[Chorus: Kieren Webster]
Skag Trendy thinks I know just what to do
I was only seventeen and I was out screwing the brew
I thought that parents were too old
Teachers told me what to do
I'm Mr Skag Trendy, I'd like to talk to you

[Refrain]
I wish somebody would love me but I don't have a home
I wish somebody would love me but I don't have a home
I'd like to speak to my girlfriend but I need ten pence for the phone

[Verse 3]
One thing can happen to someone in this situation
That is complete and utter social deterioration
Should have clicked on he was out pawning his PlayStation
Just a young man he was looking for some variation
[Refrain: Kieren Webster & Kyle Falconer]
Made a mistake (He was looking for some variation)
Aye he made a mistake (He was looking for some variation)
Aye he made a mistake (He was looking for some variation)
Made a mistake (He was looking for some variation)

[Outro: Kieren Webster]
Skag Trendy
Not so trendy, Skag Trendy
Not so trendy
Aw, aw, aw