[Chorus: Kyle Falconer]
I don't know what I have done
But I'm sure I will in the next five seconds
You see I have a telephone
When people call, they don't stop ringing for me

[Verse 1]
Last night was a mystery
So the words can create a picture for my mind to see-
Pictures seem to make me sweat
Something in the morning my sisters told me I would regret
Refuse to believe what you just told me
Refuse to believe till you tell me slowly
Or bring me down gradually

[Verse 2]
I don't see he understands
He's not afraid to tell me about my late night shenanigans
See I was put here for the world to see
You can't tell me where I'm going or tell me who I'd like to be
I don't intend to stop my drinkin'
I know I should and it's clever thinkin'
But don't tell me

[Chorus]
I don't know what I have done, but I'm sure I will
In the next five seconds
You see I have a telephone
And when people call they don't stop ringing for me
[Outro]
Things they change as you get older
No longer a devil on each shoulder
But please, please, please, don't tell me!