[Intro]
As discussed
As per my previous correspondence
You can go and eat a bag of dicks
Circle back, circle back and eat them again

[Verse 1]
Fuck your 9 to 5
Fuck your shirt and tie
Fuck every goddamn thing that comes out of your mouth
No, I don't wanna "go offline"

[Chorus]
If I never read another fucking email
Or pretend that I don't wish that you were in a fire
If I never see your face again
It'll be too soon, it'll be too soon
If I never read another fucking email
I had a dream that I watched you getting hit by a truck
If I never hear your voicе again
It'll be too soon, it'll be too soon

[Verse 2]
If I'm not early, I'm still on timе
I'm not late, that's the dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard
And also if I'm late (If I'm late)
Who gives a fuck?
Why the fuck do you need to waste an hour
With some shit you could've said in a text?
This flaming bag of shit's my resignation
Now let's burn this place down
[Chorus]
If I never read another fucking email
Or pretend that I don't wish that you were in a fire
If I never see your face again
It'll be too soon, it'll be too soon
If I never read another fucking email
Or pretend that I don't wish that you were in a fire
If I never see your face again
It'll be too soon, it'll be too soon
If I never read another fucking email
I had a dream that I watched you getting hit by a truck
If I never hear your voice again
It'll be too soon, it'll be too soon

[Outro]
If I never read another fucking email (Fuck your 9 to 5)
A grown man shouldn't need to ask to take a dump (Fuck your shirt and tie)
If I never see your face again (Fuck your 9 to 5)
It'll be too soon, it'll be too soon (Fuck your shirt and tie)
Fuck your 9 to 5 (It'll be too soon, it'll be too soon)
Fuck your shirt and tie (Fuck your shirt and tie)
Fuck your 9 to 5 (It'll be too soon, it'll be too soon)
Fuck your shirt and tie
Fuck