[Chorus]
My childhood became a lie the day that Luke Skywalker died from being tired
How the fuck do Jedi die from being tired?
My childhood became a lie the day that Han Solo just died and I didn't cry
I should have cried, I should have cried, I should have cried when Han died

[Verse]
You took a shit on everything sacred when you
Killed those men, and with them every dream I ever had
And now I'm stuck with nothing but pain in my heart
Regrеts, it should have never been this way

Kylo Rеn's a bitch
(Kylo Ren's a bitch)
And why the fuck did Leia run past Chewie straight to fucking Rey?
I waited 30 fucking years
To watch a Jedi master slay, not just drink blue fucking milk

[Chorus]
My childhood became a lie the day that Luke Skywalker died from being tired
How the fuck do Jedi die from being tired?
My childhood became a lie the day that Han Solo just died and I didn't cry
I should have cried, I should have cried, I should have cried when Han died

[Bridge]
Fuck you for killing everything I love
How the fuck do you even have a job?
You pissed all over something sacred, now it's time to pay
You're worse than Jar Jar, worse than Hayden, worse than anything
[Breakdown]
Blegh
Fuck