Arizona Zervas
ROXANNE (Minecraft Parody)
[Intro]
All for the diamonds
Alexs love the diamonds
Oh wait, frick

[Chorus]
My minecart don't need no brakes
Alex, Alex
All she wanna do is get them emeralds
Oh frick, Alex
Always gettin' bad trades but it's alright
She think I'm a hacker
She think I'm a villager
She keep spawning back though
Only 'cause I pay her
Alex, Alex
All she wanna do is get them emeralds

[Verse 1]
Met her on a server on minecraft, yeah
She just wanna kill me for my pearls, yeah
Alex has a wolfie that goes bark
But if I throw this pork-chop he gon' run
(Aye)
She don't hit the mine if there is no torch
She don't hit the cave unless there's a cart
Only wanna mine with them x-rays
Only come to me to get some emeralds
[Pre-Chorus]
She from the forest
The forest
If you ain't got diamond blocks then she'll laugh at you
The forest
The forest
Spending Stevie's emeralds with a hack or two

[Chorus]
Alex, Alex
All she wanna do is get them emeralds
Oh frick, Alex
Always gettin' bad trades but it's alright
She think I'm a hacker
She think I'm a villager
She keep spawning back though
Only 'cause I pay her
Alex, Alex
All she wanna do is get them emeralds

[Interlude]
I just wanna get emeralds

[Verse 2]
In the village, yeah
Got no brakes, yeah
Riding fast like I'm sonic
Gotta go fast, yeah
See the horse armor, It's a temple
Hit the pressure plate
Now it's gonna blow, yeah
Straight to my spawn, in my bedroom
Shorty only like that cake and pork-chops
Choppin' all up on the wood
Axe swingin' crazy
Now she wanna build an epic village with some wood planks
[Pre-Chorus]
Up in the forest
The forest
If you ain't got diamond blocks then she'll laugh at you
The forest
The forest
Spending Stevie's emeralds with a hack or two

[Chorus]
Alex, Alex
All she wanna do is get them emeralds
Oh frick, Alex
Always gettin' bad trades but it's alright
She think I'm a hacker
She think I'm a villager
She keep spawning back though
Only 'cause I pay her
Alex, Alex
All she wanna do is get them emeralds