[Chorus: NerdOut]
Little Jack Horner sat in a corner
Eating his Christmas pie
Stuck in a thumb and pulled out a plum
And said what a good boy am I

[Verse 1: Shwabadi]
Yeah, Little Jack Horner
From the bottom, the nothing of nursery rhymes
Had to step on the lesser and hurt 'em to rise
Don't be sad about it, guess it's just the circle of life
See, I inherited an empire
That's the perks of being first in the line, here's a word to the wise
Just tread on those below, and you'll be certain to climb
Now I'm taking all the magic, and I'll turn it to mine
Who said that crime doesn't pay? Man, that's dead wrong
The only good cat's a dead one
Kinda stuck in my ways, what can I say? Man, I'm headstrong
Anyone that stands in my way, they getting stepped on, ha
Yeah, the rumours are right
If I see that Puss, then I'mma shoot him on sight
Battling with Jack's bad use of your time
Momma said I got my thumbs up in too many pies

[Chorus: NerdOut]
Little Jack Horner sat in a corner
Eating his Christmas pie
Stuck in a thumb and pulled out a plum
And said what a good boy am I
[Verse 2: Shwabadi]
Big Jack's been back at it
Pulled another weapon from the bag, know the strap magic
Gat blasting, leave a cat gasping like he's asthmatic
Whip a mad wagon, and the arsenal don't lack because the stash massive
I said I'm fast passing everybody else to the wish
Doesn't matter if I leave a dozen bodies in the ditch
If there's one thing that I've learned, then it's this
It doesn't matter if you're loved as long as you get rich
Feelings don't matter when I'm in the picture
Magic don't care about your sensitivity
Runt of the lot, or the pick of the litter
Put them all down, put them out of my misery
Born to be great, I was made to make history
Born to be big, and now I mean that literally
What did I do to deserve this? You kidding me?
I mean like, what specifically?

[Chorus: NerdOut]
Little Jack Horner sat in a corner
Eating his Christmas pie
Stuck in a thumb and pulled out a plum
And said what a good boy am I