[Intro: Info-Chan]
Epic Rap Battles of Akademi!
Yandere-Chan versus Yandere-Kun!
Begin!

[Verse 1: Yandere-Chan]
Trying to steal my Senpai? Who do you think you're dealing with?
If you try to take him, just know I have a knife at home with your name on it
I'm the hero of this story, you're the fanboy wannabe
But if you really want a fight, ha! Then please, try and beat me
There are many things that I can do that you would never dare
I doubt you'd have the courage to take and claim Senpai's underwear
Or tie a rival to chair and make her wish she was never born
So drop the act and leave, I'm sure your missing some freaky cable porn

[Verse 2: Yandere-Kun]
Ha, it's funny how the world is so enamored with your position
That only a girl can fill your part for a story's true fruition
But you see, let me tell you about Rule 63
"All characters have an opposite sex counterpart," like me
I'm the guy you don't wanna mess with, so you better run and hide
I'll laugh my ass off as I slice your throat open and watch you die
It's not like Senpai will miss you since he'll just end up loving me
So I'll give you one verse to back away and beg me for mercy

[Verse 3: Yandere-Chan & Yandere-Kun]
You think that you're scary? Let me show you something frightening
You can't exist in a world filled with social justice lightning
"A man can't be a Yandere, he's a stalker, take him out"
My sex gives me a pass, you're what they cry wolf about
Haha! You think politics will stop me? Just take a look around
People crave my existence, how does being wrong sound?
It doesn't matter what we are, so your little verse just went to waste
So leave Senpai to me, you sad, pathetic, waste of space
[Outro: Yandere-Chan & Yandere-Kun]
Hahaha! You're funny for a dead man (And now you're wasting my time)
(I have to go make sure Senpai's safe) I told you, asshole, he's mine
You won't take him from me, I'll kill you before you even get the chance
(You really think so?) I know so (Alright, let's dance)