Michaela Laws
『Yandere Simulator』The Final Battle
Michaela Laws: Alright, enough! That's it! I've had it. I'm done. No - Mm mmh. No more. No, nope no, nope nope, no I can't no more I- no nope nope nope nope
Ayano: What? What do you mean?
ML: Look, I'm a voice actor, okay? I voice a bunch of other characters, plus I make my own content and yett everyone wants YOU and more RAP BATTLES instead of MY content! I can't do it anymore..
Ayano: Giving up so soon? There's so many-
ML: I don't wanna hear it you little psycho! "Kokona vs Oka, Megami vs Amai." I'm done! I have games and CDs to make and sell. I can't spend any more time on this
A: Phuh, weakling
ML: What did you say?!
A: You're weak, you have a GOLD MINE in your hands and you refuse to do more? How selfish and pathetic are you?
ML: Ohohohohhohohohoho nonononononono. You're not gonna pull that bullshit on me, Ayano. DO NOT make me decimate you
A: I want to see you try
ANNOUNCER: The final battle! Ayano Aishi, VS Michaela Laws! BEGIN!
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AYANO
No one cares about your content, all they want to see is me
Destroying all of my competition with rhythm and poetry
My fame is international, I'm both hated and loved
You chain yourself to a desk and creates crap no one knows of!
"Seduce Me the Otome"? Please, that game's a fading fad
I can't even count the errors and mistakes that story had!
You'll never make it big, you can't even perfect your own games
When you fade to nothing people will still be screaming MY name
MICHAELA
My stories aren't perfect, I get reminded of that everyday
But atleast I have the brains and the metaphorical balls to say that;
"I DON'T GIVE A FUCK I DO WHAT I WANT BOO!"
Atleast I can speak my fucking mind, unlike you!
Because no matter who you kill and no matter who you sway
Taro will never truly love you, 'cuz you'll never truly say
"Hi! My name's Ayano, would you like to be my friend?"
If you'd stop fucking around, maybe you'd get your happy end!
AYANO
Don't bring Senpai into this, I know exactly what I'm doing
The world isn't even ready for the trouble I'll be brewing
In the meantime, the world will forget about you. Tragedy
Because you won't listen to what your fans want: that's ME
MICHAELA
You're not the only girl I voice. I voice a mother and a queen
I voice a bunch of other women; some of which you have never seen!
You're not special. You're an 18-year old heartless broken doll
Who has a big reputation, but a brain super small
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A: Ahahaha!
M: What the fuck? Why are you laughing at me?!
A: That's the best you've got?
M: What the fuck do you mean?!
A: Those verses were weak. You're not proving anything
M: This battle is not about proving anything, it's about shutting you the fuck up
A: You're doing a terrible job, and you expect people to root for you?
Please
M: That's it little girl, gloves off. Bring up the tempo!
A: Huh?! Alright! Fine, faster it is
M: AHAHAHAHA, NOT SO FAST YOU LITTLE SHIT!
A: HUH?!
M: YOU'RE NOT GETTING A TURN! NO MERCY
A: WHAT?! THAT'S NOT FAIR!
M: TOUGH. SHIT. AYANO! YOU'RE NOT AN AKADEMI ANYMORE FACING ANOTHER STUDENT WHO PISSED YOU OFF OR SOME CRAP LIKE THAT. YOU'RE IN MY WORLD! Where I am the rap battle master, and I control who holds the MIC
ANNOUNCER: Execution, begin!
MICHAELA:
YOU WANNA MAKE ME ANGRY? FINE!
YOU WANNA SEE THE REAL ME? FINE!
I'll burn your soul down to cinder for wasting my FUCKING time!
I'm not afraid to kick your ass, I've got nothing here to lose!
May you remember never to ignite a short Michaela Laws fuse!
You say Taro will complete you? Nothing will fix your broken soul!
'Specially if you think torture and homicide's love toll!
Your mother should've swallowed and your 'empty' kind shouldn't breed!
There's enough murder in the world, we're not looking to fill a need!
When I said your brain was small, I meant it
Did you ever think that Taro would love you if you spoke up instead of being a fucking brat. Who has a hard-on for the screams of her classmates and stalks a guy?!
You say no one care's about me, but at least I'm not living a lie!
(YOU'RE)
I'm a single 25 who has to struggle through her life
Who makes games and cds of romance
I'll never get alive!
Begging folks to buy my shit is not something I'm proud to do
But if I worked in a cubicle you'd have a crap voice, wouldn't you?
YOU'RE WELCOME!
The reason people listen up is 'cuz YanDev slaves to please them and they cannot get enough!
So when you bounce around my channel, I might as well be your master!
If I didn't care about being broke I'd make more raps! Make 'em faster!
All your raps, the beats and verbal beat-down people hear
You're the face, but behind the scenes I'm the one people should fear!
Take a bow Ayano, your rap career is OVER
You're through!
THREE STRIKES
YOU'RE OUT!
NOW IT'S TIME FOR ME TO END YOU!!