[Intro: Ayano Aishi, Yuno Gasai, & Muru-Muru]
So, you're saying that if I do this, I’ll be able to win Taro's heart?
Easily
Thank you, I appreciate the help
No problem
Don't worry, you’ll graduate from being a novice Yandere in no time
A... novice?
Maybe one day, you might even be as well-known as me!
Oh, is that so?
I wonder, whose face shows up when you do a Google search for Yandere?
Well, that's me, of cour—
H-huh? When did you get so popular?
Sorry, guess you're not on top anymore
Such a shame
Your Yuki must feel so embarrassed
What? You did not just go there
I think I just did
You little—
And now, the Yandere Rap Battle you've all been waiting for!
Yuno Gasai versus Ayano Aishi!
Begin!

[Verse 1: Yuno Gasai]
Who do you think you're dealing with? You think you're number one? Ha! Please don't make me laugh, beating you will be fun
I'm the Queen of Obsession, everybody knows my name
You’re popular now, but you don’t have half my fame
Yuki, Yuki, let me take this girl out
She wants to try to take my throne, like she knows what it's about
Ayano Aishi, my future diary states:
"I’ll end you faster than an axe to your face"
[Verse 2: Ayano Aishi]
You weren't the first Yandere, you just made it a trend
But every queen's greedy, reign must come to an end
Don't act like you’re perfect, you made a million mistakes
Trying to count all your failures would give me a headache
You caught your man, drugged him and tied him down in some place
But he managed to escape and even slapped you in the face
What kind of a Yandere would let her man go free?
And do I even need to mention the thing with Tsubaki?

[Verse 3: Yuno Gasai & Ayano Aishi]
At least I got to go on a date with him, unlike you
You get so nervous around Taro, you don't even know what to do
Except squirm around as if your IQ dropped to five
Taro's better off without you, dead or alive
It doesn't make a difference if you're fine around Yuki
I'm still more stable than you, and my parents still love me
Or do I have to throw you back into that little cage you hate?
I'll lock the door, melt the key, and let the rats seal your fate

[Verse 4: Yuno Gasai & Ayano Aishi]
I got Yuki in the end and became a god, remember?
A Yandere never stops, gives up, or surrenders
But when your Senpai sees you slice a girl's throat open
You fall to your knees and end up heartbroken
When the screen fades to black, that doesn't mean that's a wrap
Because you seem to have forgotten that I have the choice to SNAP
You may have grown to be a Yandere, but I was born broken
Now let's see whose name you scream when I rip your chest open
[Outro: Taro Yamada & Amano Yukiteru]
Um, Yukiteru?
Huh? Oh, hi, Yamada!
Wanna go get some food?
I think they'll be at this for a while
Alright, hey, uh, what are you—