[Intro: Michaela Laws, Ayano Aishi, & Razzbowski]
Alright, enough! That's it! I've had it! I'm done! No!
Mmm-mmm, nope, no more, I can't, nope, I—
Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope
What? What do you mean?
Look, I'm a voice actor, okay?
I voice a bunch of other characters
Plus, I make my own content
And yet, everyone wants you and more rap battles instead of my content
I can't do it anymore
Giving up so soon? There's so many—
I don't wanna hear it, ya little psycho
"Kokona versus Oka!" "Megami versus Amai!"
I'm done
I have games and CDs to make and sell
I can't spend any more time on this
Ha, weakling
What did you say?
You're weak
You have a gold mine in your hands, and you refuse to do more?
How selfish and pathetic are you?
Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho, no, no, no, no, no
You're not gonna pull that bullshit on me, Ayano
Do not make me decimate you
I want to see you try
The final battle!
Ayano Aishi versus Michaela Laws!
Begin!
[Verse 1: Ayano Aishi]
No one cares about your content, all they want to see is me
Destroying all of my competition with rhythm and poetry
My fame is international, I'm both hated and loved
You chain yourself to a desk and creates crap no one knows of
"Seduce Me the Otome?" Please, that game's a fading fad
I can't even count the errors and the mistakes that story had
You'll never make it big, you can't even perfect your own games
When you fade to nothing, people will still be screaming my name
[Verse 2: Michaela Laws]
My stories aren't perfect, I get reminded of that every day
But at least I have the brains and the metaphorical balls to say that
I don't give a fuck, I do what I want, boo
At least I can speak my fucking mind, unlike you!
Because no matter who you kill and no matter who you sway
Taro will never truly love you, 'cause you'll never truly say
"Hi! My name is Ayano, would you like to be my friend?"
If you'd stop fuckin' around, maybe you'd get your happy end
[Verse 3: Ayano Aishi & Michaela Laws]
Don't bring Senpai into this, I know exactly what I'm doing
The world isn't even ready for the trouble I'll be brewing
In the meantime, the world will forget about you, tragedy
Because you won't listen to what your fans want, that's me
You're not the only girl I voice, I voice a mother and a queen
I voice a bunch of other women, some of which you have never seen
You're not special, you're an eighteen-year-old heartless broken doll
Who has a big reputation, but a brain super small
[Interlude: Ayano Aishi, Michaela Laws, & Razzbowski]
Ahahahahaha!
Wha-what the fuck are you laughing at, bitch?
That's the best you've got?
W-what the fuck do you mean?
Those verses were weak, you're not proving anything
This battle isn't about proving anything, it's about shutting you the fuck up
You're doing a terrible job, and you expect people to root for you?
Please
That's it, little girl
Gloves off! Bring up the tempo!
Huh? Alright, fine, faster it is then
Ahahaha, not so fast, you little shit!
Huh?
You're not getting a turn, no mercy
What? That's not fair!
Tough shit, Ayano
You're not in Akademi anymore facing another student who pissed you off or some crap like that
You're in my world now, where I am the rap battle master
And I control who holds the mic
Execution, begin!
[Verse 4: Michaela Laws & Ayano Aishi]
You wanna make me angry? Fine; you wanna see the real me? Fine
I'll burn your soul down to cinder for wasting my fucking time
I'm not afraid to kick your ass, I've got nothin' here to lose
May you remember never to ignite a short Michaela Laws fuse
You say Taro will complete you? Nothing will fix your broken soul
'Specially if you think that torture and homicide's love toll
Your mother should've swallowed and your "empty" kind shouldn't breed
There's enough murder in the world, we're not looking to fill a need
When I said your brain was small, I meant it Did you ever think that
Taro would love you if you spoke up instead of being a fucking brat
Who has a hard-on for the screams of her classmates and stalks a guy?
You say no one cares about me, but at least I'm not living a lie (You're—)
I'm a single twenty-five who has to struggle through her life
Making games and CDs of romances, I'll never get a life
Begging folks to buy my shit is not something I'm proud to do
But if I worked in a cubicle you'd have a crap voice, wouldn't you?
You're welcome! The reason people listen up is 'cause
YanDev slaves to please them and they cannot get enough
So when you bounce around my channel, I might as well be your master
If I didn't care about being broke, I'd make more raps, make 'em faster
All your raps, the beats, and verbal beat-down people hear
You're the face, but behind the scenes, I'm the one people should fear
Take a bow, Ayano, your rap career is over, you're through
Three strikes, you're out, now it's time for me to end you