**Info-Chan:**
Epic Rap Battle of Akademi
Yandere-Chan VS Yandere-Kun — Begin!

**Yandere-Chan:**
Trying to steal MY Senpai
Who do you think you're dealing with?
If you try and take him just know:
I have a knife at home with your name on it

I'm the hero of this story
You're the fanboy wannabe
But if you really want to fight
Then please, TRY and beat me

There are many things that I could do
That you would never dare
I doubt you'd have the courage
To take and claim Senpai's underwear

Or tie a rival to a chair
And make her wish she was never born
So drop the act and leave
I'm sure you're missing some freaky cable porn

**Yandere-Kun:**
It's funny how the world is so enamoured with you're position
That only a girl can fill the part
For the story's true fruition
But you see
Let me tell you about Rule 63:
"All Characters have an opposite-sex counterpart"
Like ME

I'm the guy you don't wanna mess with
So you better run and hide
I'll laugh my ass off as I slice your throat open
And watch you die

It's not like Senpai will end up loving you
Since he'll just end up loving me
So I'll give one verse to back away
And beg me for mercy

**Yandere-Chan:**
You think that you're scary?
Let me show you something FRIGHTENING
You can't exist in a word
Filled with Social Justice Lighting
"A MAN CAN'T BE A YANDERE, HE'S A STALKER! TAKE HIM OUT!"
My sex gives me a pass
You're what they cry wolf about

**Yandere-Kun:**
You think politics will stop me?
Just take a look around!
People CRAVE my existence
How does being wrong sound?
It doesn't matter what we are
So you're little verse just went to waste
So leave Senpai to me
You sad pathetic waste of space

**Yandere-Chan:**
You're funny
For a deadman

**Yandere-Kun:**
And now you're wasting my time
I have to go make sure Senpai's safe——

**Yandere-Chan**
I told you Asshole:
HE'S MINE

You won't take him from me
I'll kill you before you even get the chance

**Yandere-Kun**
You really think so?

**Yandere-Chan**
I know so
**Yandere-Kun:**
Alright...
Let's dance