Midori: Remember... this is a rap battle. That means no weapons- that means you, Ayano

Ayano: Huh?!

Midori: Drop em'!

Ayano: Ugh... fine...

*clatter*

Ayano: Ehehehe...

Midori: All of them!

Ayano: Hmrn...

*drops chainsaw*

Midori: Aaall right! Ehem! EPIC RAP BATTLES OF AKADEMI! OSANA! NAJIMI! VS AYANO AISHI!!!
BEGIN!

Osana:
Oh look, it's you. The freak of the school
The one who thinks that stalking my senpai is cool?
LISTEN UP!
I only have one thing to say:
Senpai would choose me over you any day
I mean, come on! You sneak around when you think no one sees you
I'll let you on a secret- We all know that you do
Like oh, my God, Yan-chan, why can't you see?
You'll never have Senpai- he belongs to me!
Ayano:
Every time you flap your lips is another brain cell fizzing out
I swear on my Senpai that I will knock you out
You swing your hips and pout your lips and think you're being sly
When you hide your precious about loving Senpai
Do you even really love him? You dont act like you do
You whine all the time and place the spotlight on you
"You always keep me waiting!"
Yeah, that will get his love
I'd give him more affection than he could ever dream of!

Osana:
Hah!
You squirm around when he's five feet away!
He tells me all the time: "She's acting kinda strange"
If I'll let you have him, then you better think twice
It doesn't take long before I stop being nice

Ayano:
Do you think you really scare me?
I know what keeps you up at night
If you want to make this bloody, I've been itching for a fight
I'll tranq you, then tie you to a chair and break your mind
Or maybe I'll just stab you- yeah that'd be fine

Osana: Y-you don't scare me!
Ayano: I can though-

Osana: Ha! What do you know?

Ayano: I know that you should probably keep an eye on your bento

Osana: What the-? It's poisoned? That bento was for Senpai!

Ayano: I'll let you give him gifts when fat pigs fly!!!

Osana: Senpai will never love you! You're weird and you're a creep!

Ayano: I don't he'll complain when he gets me in the sheets-

Osana: Grr-Ayano!

Ayano: Osana?

Osana: You know what?! That's it! I'll put you in your place!

Ayano: Heh. Come at me, bitch

*incoherent squabbling*

Midori: Who won? Whos next? When will the next update be out? When will YanDev answer all my questions?
Osana and Ayano: Midori!

Midori: I- I'm sorry! You decide! Eeeeeepic rap! (rap!) Battles! (battles!) of Akademiii!