[TORIEL]
My child, many monsters you meet in the Underground may wish to harm you, Or block your way. But, if you merely talk to them, you will find there is no conflict you cannot escape

Go ahead! Try it out on this ghost!

[NAPSTABLOOK]
Zzzzzzzz... zzzzzzzz....

[TORIEL]
You're not much of a talker are you?

[TORIEL]
That's all right, I'm sure you-
My child?
What are you-
No! Put down the stick!
Ghosts are not for hitting!
My child!

[NAPSTABLOOK]
Oh...
Ah, jeez
A-a-a-am I in your way?
Uh- Hey, hey, I'm sorry!
O-oh goodness...
Yeah!
Guess I look funny
I'm not real sunny, though
No, no no, nnnngh
Just pluggin' along, listenin' to the radio

I'm fine, excuse me, I'm sorry
Do what you got to do, don't mind me
I'm not a barrel of sunshine, even my tears are crying
Guess I'm in for a beating

Don't mind my frown
I'd just weigh you down
I'd just waste your time
Incorporeal
Sorry, Toriel
I can barely rhyme

Don't waste your life
Your pain and strife
On a guy like me
Please stop it, slick
Put down that stick
Don't lower my HP

You know, I'm only sitting here watching you try to hit me to be polite. You can't kill a ghost. We're kinda incorporeal
Yeah!
I'm real sorry
I don't feel starry, though
No, no no, nnnngh
Makin' mixtapes, are they okay? I don't know

Long ago, I forgot how to laugh
I know how to say "heh," that's just half of it
Not sure if I'm even real
I'm just not really feeling up to it

Hey!
I made a hat
How about that?
Oh, oh, oh
I made it out of tears
That I shed during this spat

Just another day in my little life
Full of melancholy, gloom and strife
I'm sick in the head, don't wanna leave my bed
I didn't want this afterlife

Sometimes it's cool
I feel like such a fool
Feeling like I have been schooled
A lonely piece of trash
Man, I want to crash
Be a weepin' ghoul

Yeah, my life is pain
Yeah, I'm quite insane
Even with this hat

Yeah, am I sayin'
"Yeah" too much?
Sorry about that

I just now realized I probably could have left at any point, but then you'd be unhappy too. So... Sorry. What? Are you hugging me? That's nice, but I-I can't really hug back, it would be weird. First of all, I don't have arms

Wow!
Are we friends now?
Don't even know how
This happened
Guess I'll live with it, guess this is my life now

I can't believe we stopped the fight
Is this your way of trying to make it right?
This is the longest anyone's listened to me
And the record won't break after tonight

I'm full of cheer
And can't you hear
In the way I sing?

Well you should go
Before I go
And ruin everything

Pretend you beat me down
That would stop my frown
Give me a little glee

Meanwhile, I am
Just going to jam
To this melody

I'm fine, excuse me, I'm sorry
Do what you got to do, don't mind me
I'm not a barrel of sunshine, even my tears are crying
Thanks for stopping the beating

Just another day in my little life
Full of melancholy, gloom and strife
I'm sick in the head, don't wanna leave my bed
I didn't want this afterlife

Well, this has been an experience. I wasted enough of your time. Bye, I guess

Oooooooooh...