[SANS]
Here we are
We've come so far
All alone
You still want home
Well I know that feel
But let's be real
See what you have?
Good food, good drinks, good friends, bad laughs, so
I know you're driven
But look what you've been given
Is what you have to do
Really worth all this to you?
You're not alone
You've got this ol' bag of bones
To help you through
Show you what to do

I'm rootin' for ya, kid
Always will, and always did...

Sit down
Let me tell you a story

I sit at my post
Down in the snow
It's raining somewhere
I dunno
I look for humans
It's such a bore
But then one day
I see this door

So I go to this door, practice knock-knock jokes
Just some fun, nothing more, just jokes
Knock 'em dead, knock 'em out, like my life's a joke
Then I hear her voice

[SANS AND TORIEL]
Who's there?

[SANS]
I reply
Dishes

[SANS AND TORIEL]
Dishes who?

[SANS]
Dishes a very, very bad knock-knock joke
Then she howls, best she's heard in years
I keep goin', she keeps laughin' at my jokes
Then I hear her voice
[SANS AND TORIEL]
Knock knock, who's there? Old lady, Old lady who? I didn't know you could yodel

[SANS]
Tellin' jokes, there for hours in the snow
Then I had to go

I came back, the next day, the day after that
It's a thing, like a story for my bro
Tell bad jokes, through a door, laugh your fears away
'Cause it's raining somewhere

Then one day, I told jokes, couldn't hear her laugh
I asked her what was wrong that day
I heard tears, weeping coming through the door
Then I heard her voice

[SANS AND TORIEL]
If a human ever comes through the door
Would you promise me just one thing?
Watch over, protect the one who comes through the door
Could you do this for me?

[SANS]
I hate making promises, and I don't know her name
So I sat
And thought
It was raining somewhere
That's a laugh

But someone who could laugh at an awful joke
You just can't say no, can't laugh it off
Thanks to her, to promises and awful jokes
Here you stand today

Lighten up, I'll be there, I will keep you safe
Look at you, standing strong, atta boy
Guess that's all, so take care of yourself, kiddo
Because someone cares
It's raining somewhere