[PAPYRUS]
Isn't this great, human? We're off on a grand adventure together!

I can't believe it
I made a friend
Who likes me for me, even though our date wasn't great!
My style and charm have won over a human
Who enjoys good spaghetti, I think this must be fate!

When I tell Undyne-
Wait, I probably shouldn't do that, she'll be mad, she might have, then throw, a cow

Oh, um, er- huh...
I'm sorry, human... that was my phone ringing
Uh-oh. that would be her... calling right now...

I've, er- got to take this! I'm so sorry! I'll be right back! Probably!

[MONSTER KID]
Hiya, buddy!
You ditch your parents, too?
Ah, man, I don't blame ya!
They say Undyne's in the area, and it would be so COOL to meet up with her!
I mean, she's just, like, the most awesome royal guard person ever, And I wanna be like her one day, and... and my parents are such JERKS for saying I can't leave the house!
Oh! Sorry! I didn't introduce myself!
I'm Monster Kid!
I'm a monster and a kid!
What's your name?
OOH! OOH! Shhh! That's her! That's her right over there!
[UNDYNE]
He usually picks up on the first or second ring what's going on with him?

[PAPYRUS]
H-hi, Undyne! I'm here with my daily report! R-regarding that human I called you about earlier...

[UNDYNE]
Did you fight them?

[PAPYRUS]
Well, y-yes! Of course I did! I fought them valiantly!

[UNDYNE]
Did you capture them?

[PAPYRUS]
Well... No...

[UNDYNE]
WHAT?

[PAPYRUS]
I tried! I tried very hard, Undyne! Y-you have to believe me! It's just... Things come up... Things change...
You know how it is, don't you?

[UNDYNE]
Ugh...
If you want something done right, you do it on your own!

[PAPYRUS]
Or, you know, with the help of the royal guard, in training...

[UNDYNE]
I'll rip out their SOUL myself, and break their little bones!

[PAPYRUS]
I can't help but feel that was a personal attack! A-and you don't need to destroy them! Y-you see, I-I have something to say...

[UNDYNE]
With their SOUL, we can go home, this battle we'll have won!

[PAPYRUS]
I-I understand, It's just-

[UNDYNE]
We shall breach the surface world, destroy the human scum!
And if you have a PROBLEM with that maybe the Royal Guard isn't for you!

[PAPYRUS]
I-I... I'll help, Undyne! Any way I can!

[UNDYNE]
Good! Knew I could count on you! Hop to it!
CAN YOU HEAR ME, HUMAN?
IT'S HUNTING SEASON!
And I do NOT lose my catch!