[SANS]
Hey, anyway
Thanks for listening
To the song that might play
You might hear me sing

When you fight
Is that right?
"When you might fight Sans"
Honestly, I can't see why you'd do that, man!

Unless you're following
The path of genocide
Just to hear this song
Maybe that is why
You're itching for a fight
You wanna see me die
That's kinda rude of you
You wanna make me cry?

I don't know,
Cause this show's about a pacifist
You would ruin a child
You would ruin Frisk!
Fella, don't you know,
'Cause when you're messin' with a skeleton
It's gonna be hell up in here
So take your medicine
But you just might fight
And you just might not
Who am I to know,
All about the plot?
It's alright, not to fight
Stay your hand tonight
We're cool
We're square
We're fine
We're tight

[PAPYRUS]
Hey bro, I just got back from the store!

[SANS]
Did you get milk? It's important for a guy who's this big-boned!

[PAPYRUS]
OH MY GOD, SANS! Wait a second...

IS THIS AUDACITY?
ARE YOU RECORDING A SONG?

[SANS]
Yeah, I'm recording!
Go, look, I'm working
Put it on the undernet and let the people see!
[PAPYRUS]
Hey, let me get in!
BROTHER!
The levels are all wrong!

[SANS]
Don't touch the microphone!
Ah, look, this song is boned.
Sorry, people, messed it up.
Peace out, we're the skelebros!

Baduh

Baduh

Doo da dah dah
Da duh da duh doo doo
Doo da dah dah
Da duh da duh doo doo
Doo da dah dah
Da duh da duh doo doo
Doo da dah dah
Da duh da duh doo doo
Doo da dah dah
Da duh da duh doo doo
Da da da da da da!
Didididididi deh deh!
Dididididi deh duh duh deh!
Dadadada dadadada dadadadada!
Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!
Dadadadadadadada
Tuhtuhtuhtuhtruhtuh tuh
Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!
Ugh