[METTATON]
Well, Seymour I made it
Despite your directions

[METTATON]
Ah, Superintendent Chalmers
Welcome I hope your
Prepared for an
Unforgettable luncheon

[METTATON]
Yeah

[METTATON]
Oh egads!
My roast is ruined
But, what if I
Were a-to purchase
Fast food and disguise it as my own
Cooking, oho, delightfully
Devilish Seymour!

Ah!

[METTATON]
Skinner with his crazy explanations
Superintendent’s gonna need his medication
When he hears Skinner’s lame exaggerations
There’ll be trouble in town tonight!
Skinner with his crazy explanations
Superintendent’s gonna need his medication
When he hears Skinner’s lame exaggerations
There’ll be trouble in town tonight!

[METTATON]
Seymour!

[METTATON]
Superintendent
I was just, uh, stretching my calves on the windowsill
Isometric exercise!
Care to join me?

[METTATON]
Why is there smoke coming out of your oven Seymour?

[METTATON]
Oh, that isn’t smoke!
It’s steam! Steam, from the steamed clams
We’re having, Mmm, steamed clams

Superintendent, I hope your ready
For mouth-watering hamburgers!

[METTATON]
I thought we were having steamed clams
[METTATON]
Oh, no, I said steamed hams!
That’s what I
Call
Hamburgers!

[METTATON]
You call hamburgers steamed hams?

[METTATON]
Yes! It’s a regional dialect!

[METTATON]
Uh-huh
Oh, what region?

[METTATON]
Up-state New York

[METTATON]
Really, well
I’m from Utica
And I’ve never heard anyone
Use the phrase steamed hams

[METTATON]
Oh, not in Utica
No-ho-ho-ho-ho!
It’s an Albany expression!

[METTATON]
I see
You know
These hamburgers
Are quite similar to the ones they have
At Krusty Burger!

[METTATON]
Oh no, patented Skinner burgers!
Old family recipe

[METTATON]
For steamed hams

[METTATON]
Yes!

[METTATON]
Yes, and you call them steamed hams
Despite the fact
They are obviously grilled

[METTATON]
You know, the one thing I should
Excuse me for
One second

[METTATON]
Of course!

[METTATON]
Well, that was wonderful
A good time was had by all
I’m pooped!

[METTATON]
Yes, I should be-
Good lord!
What is happening in there?

[METTATON]
Aurora Borealis!

[METTATON]
Ah-
Aurora Borealis?!
At this time of year
At this time of day
In this part of the country
Localized entirely
Within your kitchen?!

[METTATON]
...
Yes!

[METTATON]
May I see it?

[METTATON]
...
No-o-o-o-o!

[METTATON]
Seymour, the house i-is on fire!

[METTATON]
No mother, it’s just the northern lights!

[METTATON]
Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow!
But I must say, you steam a good ham!

[METTATON]
Heeeee-e-e-e-heee-he-he!
He-he-he!
Help!