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Delightful Spekkio
[MARLE, spoken]
Gee, it sure is dark in here...

[SPEKKIO, spoken]
Nah, I just haven't turned the lights on
Let's see, a little of this, a little of that, and... Aha!
There we go! That's better

[CRONO & MARLE, spoken]
Oh! Uh...

[SPEKKIO, spoken]
What're you lookin' at?

[SPEKKIO]
Me? I am Spekkio, the Master of War
Watchin' all the battles happenin' after and before

[SPEKKIO, spoken]
How do I look to you?
Strong or weak?

[CRONO, MARLE, & LUCCA, spoken]
*Muttering non-answers.*

[ROBO, spoken]
Pretty weak
[LUCCA, spoken]
Robo! What are you doing here?

[ROBO, spoken]
I heard a question. I wanted to answer

[SPEKKIO, spoken]
I see...

[SPEKKIO]
If you look strong, then I look strong
If you look weak, I look weak
I see and judge how strong you are
And then I change my whole physique!

[CRONO, spoken]
Hey! What are you saying?

[SPEKKIO]
But I see a spark of life in you
It's magic, indeed
Must be why the old guy let you through
'Cause you're clearly in need

[SPEKKIO, spoken]
See, a long, long time before you were born, there was a kingdom where magic flourished
Everyone there could use it!
But the people abused their powers and ended up destroyin' the place. After that, there wasn't anyone left who could use magic -- well, exceptin' fiends, of course
But you have it! That inner strength, I mean
Magic needs power of the heart
That's where it flows from
[SPEKKIO]
If you've got the heart to do what you can
If you've got the drive, then go get it man!
You with the punk hairdo
Lightning flows through your veins
The ponytail gal
She brings the water, brings the rain
Glasses girl's got fire
And it burns bright and bold!

[ROBO]
And what's my magic power?

[SPEKKIO]
Sorry, you don't have a soul

[MARLE, spoken]
Well, how do we get this magic?

[SPEKKIO, spoken]
All right. Starting from the door, circle clockwise around the walls of my room three times and say "I want to use magic!" over and over

[LUCCA, spoken]
I'm not sure that's going to work...

[SPEKKIO, spoken]
Hey! Who's the Master of War here?
Three times. Don't lose track, now
Don't want you churnin' yourselves into butter
[CRONO, spoken]
Come on, Lucca. What's the worst that could happen?

[LUCCA, spoken]
Well for one thing-

[CRONO, spoken]
I WANT TO USE MAGIC!
I WANT TO USE MAGIC!

[CRONO & MARLE, spoken]
I WANT TO USE MAGIC! (x6)

[CRONO, MARLE, & LUCCA, spoken]
I WANT TO USE MAGIC!
I WANT TO USE MAGIC!
I WANT TO USE MAGIC!
[ROBO, spoken]
I WANT TO USE MAGIC! I want to use magic...
I WANT TO USE MAGIC! [SPEKKIO, spoken]
I WANT TO USE MAGIC! You're good at other things
I WANT TO USE MAGIC! Hey, nice, kids! Now you're
Gettin' it!

[SPEKKIO, spoken]
Ipso facto, meeny moe!
Ipso facto, magic-o!

[SPEKKIO, CRONO, MARLE, & LUCCA, spoken]
Ipso facto, meeny moe!
Ipso facto, magic-o!

[SPEKKIO]
Now you've got the magic
Now you're all fortified!
So go out there and live your life
'Cause this has been a delight!

[CRONO, MARLE, & LUCCA, spoken]
Thanks, Spekkio!

[SPEKKIO, spoken]
Please...
It's Master Spekkio
I'm not the Master of War for nothin', you know
Hey! You make any new friends, you bring 'em to see me, you hear?
I like you guys!
Yes, even you
Don't give me that face!
You know I love you!