[Intro]
Kris
Didn't see you there
Hey
You didn't see anything, just now, did you?
Hmmm...
You can't even say?
Kris
Hey
Let me tell you a secret
Quiet people piss me off

[Verse 1]
You think you're special?
You think you're unique?
I look at you
And see another freak
And I read volumes
In the words you don't speak
I know exactly
What you're thinking

[Verse 2]
"Susie's eating
All the school supplies!
Now Susie can't just
Laze on by!
Susie will pay
For all her crimes!"
It's what everyone's wishing
[Verse 3]
You think
I don't notice their stares?
You think they matter?
I don't care!
The smoking gun
And it's standing right there
Congratulations
I'm done for

[Verse 4]
Why so surprised?
You know it's true
But expulsion's wasted
On a snack or two
So before you pull the trigger
Like I know you'll do
Why not try
Something more?

[Skit]
Heh heh heh heh...
Why don't I just get expelled for some real carnage?
Kris... How do you feel...
About losing your face?
Nah
[Verse 5]
It's a shame
For a mom to lose a child
I guess you're stuck
With me for a while
So don't be stupid
And I'll choke down the bile
While you're stuck here
With Susie
Guess we're both losing