[Intro: Alex Beckham]
And so I arrive!
Like news of a finger-snap wiping out half of Marvel upon an unsuspecting internet
I am Count Bleck's master of dimensions
The pleaser of crowds!
I am Dimentio!
Remember the name well

[Skit: Alex Beckham & Juno Songs]
I have always known about his nefarious goal
But I could never hope to stop him on my own
I feigned loyalty to him as I searched for someone who could defeat him with me!
Now do you see?
Now how about you return the favor?
I'll give you the power you need to crush Count Bleck
Just fight by my side!
So you spit upon my offer?
You have wasted my time
For that, your game ends
I think I'll start with the green one
The shag upon his lip will make a fine trophy
Shag? This mustache is all Luigi!
Leave this one to me, bro
You run ahead
You've got worlds to save
Hm!
Run for it, bro!
Okay!
Thanks, bro
Ahahahaha. How tender
I just squeezed out a tear
Yes... Mario can run along
And if he somehow manages to defeat Count Bleck on his own...
All the better!
And so I strike, like an unseen dodgeball in an echoing gymnasium!
[Verse 1: Alex Beckham]
Come one, come all
And welcome to the show
See where joy and happiness
Go to cry!

Come one, come all
It’s free admission
To see the fall into perdition
Where all hope lies!

[Pre-Chorus: Alex Beckham]
And the show goes on
For the weak and strong
But a perfect world
Stays just out of grasp!

Bold to assume
That I won’t have the last laugh!
Hahahahaha!

[Chorus: Alex Beckham]
We perform, strike back at the norm
Of running right and jumping
From the void, the circus horns
Will sing a song of nothing!
Onward we go!
Onward, Dimentio!

Presto!

[Verse 2: Alex Beckham]
Come one, come all
The moment is at hand
Sink the ship and strike up the band
We’re going down!

Come one, come all
You’ve got to be quick
I strike like ants at a picnic
And you’re breaking down!

[Pre-Chorus: Alex Beckham]
And the show goes on
For the weak and strong
But a perfect world
Stays just out of grasp!

But it’s almost time
And the dark bells chime
And the worlds let out one last gasp
Bold to assume
That I won’t have the last laugh!
Hahahahaha!

[Chorus: Alex Beckham]
We perform, strike back at the norm
Of running right and jumping
From the void, the circus horns
Will sing a song of nothing!

Onward we go!
Onward, Dimentio!

Presto!

[Outro: Alex Beckham & Juno Songs]
No!
I-I cry uncle
Mercy!
Uncle, I say!
Had enough, Dimentio?
I didn't need my superstar bro to take you on!
I-I see that now
You power is formidable
Which is exactly why I can't let you fall into Count Bleck's velvet-lined gloves
W-What are you doing?
Ahahahaha!
I have you now, Luigi!
We will both taste the agony of game-overing by magic!
N-n-no-no!
Ciao!
Owowowow!
Hahahahaha!