Man on the Internet
Your Contract has Expired
[Intro]
Ahahahahahahahaha!
Fool!
Run along this forest trail
Now you'll find you’ll fail
Never gonna reach that goal
Now give me your soul
Some advice
Don't think twice
Should have known I wasn't nice
[Verse 1]
Off with your head
Ta-ta, you’re dead
Got no more use for you
And when you signed
That dotted line
You should have thought it through
[Chorus]
Your subconscious hanging on
Clinging to your fear
Every haunt just moved along
But now the Snatcher's here
And the weird and the wild
Should have left you all beguiled
Guess that's that
You hat wearing child
Did my jobs and took time to bask
Now it's time to take you to task
And while the ink is slowly drying
It's time that you get dying
Your Contract has Expired
Sleep now in the fire
You're gonna meet your match
Your soul belongs to Snatcher
Now let's sing higher
And the weird and the wild
Should have left you all beguiled
Guess that's that
You hat wearing child
Did my jobs and took time to bask
Now it’s time to take you to task
And while the ink is slowly drying
It’s time that you get dying
Your Contract has Expired
Sleep now in the fire
You're gonna meet your match
Your soul belongs to Snatcher
Your service is no longer required
[Interlude]
Listen, while I have a break
I just want to say, I don’t think you're appreciating
The fact that I'm singing and fighting at the same time here
Just needed to get that off of my chest
[Verse 2]
Some advice
Don't think twice
Should have known I wasn’t nice
And when you signed
That dotted line
You should have thought it through
If you think that I'm a stink
Then get a lawyer
'Cause I'm the best employer
Got complaints? You got a form?
Let's review how you perform
[Chorus]
Your subconscious hanging on
Clinging to your fear
And every haunt just moved along
But now the Snatcher's here
And the weird and the wild
Should have left you all beguiled
Guess that's that
You hat wearing child
Did my jobs and took time to bask
Now it's time to take you to task
And while the ink is slowly drying
It's time that you get dying
Your Contract has Expired
Sleep now in the fire
You're gonna meet your match
Your soul belongs to Snatcher
Your service is no longer required
[Outro]
You know
If I keep singing, you'll never get the chance to make me blue!
So there! What?
The like button is blue?
How did you do that?
That's got to be cheating!
Oh, don't tell me you're also subscribing!
That's adding injury to insult!