[Alex Beckham (Spoken)]
Oh, sweet! Someone just gifted me Undertale! I wonder which playthrough I should do first... Coming! (Totally manly screaming) Oh, my God! Who are you people? Why are you in my house?

[Toriel(Spoken)]
Oh, dear. We're not people. We're monsters!

[Alex Beckham(Spoken)]
That doesn't help!

[Toriel, Sans, Flowey(Sung)]
We three fates of Undertale
Beckon you to play
SPARE our lives or harvest our SOULS
It's up to you either way

[Sans(Spoken)]
Hey, bud. You okay? (Alex Beckham screaming) No need to freak out, or anything. It's just singing

[Flowey(Spoken)]
And MURDER! (Alex Beckham wimpering) I mean... Music

[Toriel(Spoken)]
Poor dear. We're here to help you!

[Alex Beckham(Spoken)]
Help me, what?
[Toriel(Spoken)]
Play Undertale!

[Toriel(Sung)]
Use your LOVE instead of your strength
To make your foes your friends
Every drop of innocent blood
Will change how the story ends
Though our king desires your SOUL
A PACIFIST will see
It only takes a thoughtful ACT
To set all monsters free

[Sans(Spoken)]
But no pressure, or anything

[Flowey(Spoken)]
Yeah! Real freedom's not letting some GOAT-MOM tell you how to play!

[Toriel(Spoken)]
Excuse me?

[Sans(Spoken)]
Hey, if anyone's got a bone to pick, I'm sure this kid's full of 'em

[Alex Beckham(Spoken)]
That's not funny!
[Sans(Spoken)]
Yeah, I get that a lot

[Sans(Sung)]
Still, you seem nice
You may slip once or twice
Who am I to judge or blame?
Well, I guess I'll keep track
Just to give you some flak
At the end of the game
Talk, or use silence
Try murderous violence

[Alex Beckham(Spoken)]
Wait, what?

[Sans(Sung)]
Ha! I'm kidding. That's a crime
And just so you know
If you kill off my bro
Then you'll have
A BAD TIME

[Alex Beckham(Spoken)]
My God!
[Flowey(Sung)]
Golly gee! That sounds really great!
But let's try this instead!
Let's become the Angel of Death
And make every monster DEAD!

[Alex Beckham(Spoken)]
What? No!

[Flowey(Sung)]
Kill them all! Destroy every beast!
Each woman, child, and man!

[Alex Beckham(Spoken)]
That sounds awful!

[Flowey(Sung)]
GENOCIDE's my only goal!
Destruction is my plan!

It's kill or be killed!
That's how you play the game!
It's kill or be killed!
Either way, it ends the same!
Everyone you LOVED!
Everyone you knew!
Everyone will die!
And they'll die because of you!

[Toriel(Sung)]
No! He's trying to use you
So don't let Flowey confuse you
I know he aims to seduce you
And ruin Undertale
Stay DETERMINED! They'll guide you astray
I know you'll be lied to
You're brave
I can see it inside you
I pray you never fail

[Sans(Sung)]
Look, I'm kind of a bonehead
Not the brainiest guy
But even goofballs like me
Can read between the lines
If you want to get dunked on
I can give you a hand
But where's the fun in the NEUTRAL run
If you're not friends with Sans?

[Alex Beckham(Spoken)]
None of this makes any sense to me!

[Toriel, Sans, Flowey(Sung)]
We three fates of Undertale
Don't know what you'll do
Every path will impact us all

[Sans]
For better or worse

[Toriel]
A blessing or curse

[Flowey]
Benign or adverse!

[Toriel, Sans, Flowey]
It's up to you!

[Alex Beckham(Spoken)]
What the Hell? Someone just gifted me Nekopara!