Man on the Internet
VS Susie
[Intro: Brodingles & SlickSlack]
Lancer?
S... Susie?
W-what are you doing here?
Lancer, Kris and Ralsei are still locked up
I... I know
I... I was the one who told my troops to put you down here
To... to keep you down here
Forever
Lancer... you... you wanted to get rid of us?
I thought we were a team
I-I can explain, Susie...
Don't have to say it
It isn't so strange
I look at you and see that nothing's changed
Why'd anyone be friends
With what they hate
[Skit: Brodingles & SlickSlack]
Susie, that's not-
Shut up
But-
Shut up! Get out of my way
Did you hear me? Get out of my way!
N...no
Did you not hear me?
I tried to warn you
So don't expect me to feel guilty
When they have to clean you off the floor
[Verse 1: Brodingles]
I bet you think I feel bad
I bet you think I'm real sad
It's no big deal, not like I've never been betrayed before
But every traitor knows to get out of my way
Or they'll end up a bloody stain
That some poor soul is moppin' off the floor
Smash you into dust and you will be remembered nevermore
You think you're special? You think you're unique?
You're not the first to treat me like a freak
I guess it never mattered what they speak
[Refrain: Brodingles]
Couldn't be a hero
Gonna shun the light forevermore
[Chorus: Brodingles]
You missed again
This is the end
The lie of friends
Means nothing now
And you won't dare
You think I care?
Just stay right there
I'll strike you down
[Verse 2: Brodingles]
Everybody's saying, "Susie's just a common brute!"
So I guess that that's the truth, I see nothing else to do
I'm just tired of always slippin' through the cracks
Being judged for what I lack, 'til I go on the attack
Life's a game I just don't want to play and yet I'm here for war
Why so surprised?
It's always been true
Why did I think it would change with you?
Guess I'll go back to what I always do
[Refrain: Brodingles]
Couldn't be a hero
Gonna shun the light forevermore
[Chorus: Brodingles]
You missed again
This is the end
The lie of friends
Means nothing now
And you won't fight
So I won't cry
Lie down and die
Lie down and-
[Outro: Brodingles & SlickSlack]
S-Susie? Y-you missed...
I...I don't want to kill you, man
Just move. Please
But, Susie, if I let you guys go, then - then you and my dad will fight, and...and... you'll kill each other
At least if you stay here, neither of you will get hurt
Then I-I won't kill him. Promise
Me and him, we'll just, um...talk it out. Peaceful-style. Y'know?
I...I don't think my dad would like that
Hey, Lancer! C'mon! We're a team, right?
Nothing can stop us! Fighting or not! Alright?
Yeah! Yeah, you're right! We might as well try!
I can help, too! I'll go talk to my dad! Ripen him up!
Hey, now we're getting somewhere!
I'll head over right now! S-Susie?
Yeah?
Are... are we still friends?
H-huh? Of-of course! I mean, if you wanna be
Phew! See you!