Break out the butter!
I'm making toast!

G'day mate! I'm here to plunder
Let's see how hot it gets down under
Glad to see that you're not tardy
Let's throw a bandicoot on the barbie

Never smile at a Dingodile
No you can't get friendly with a Dingodile
You'll be taken in by me toothy grin
While the fire bubbles and broils your skin

Set the fire! spread the flame!
You'll know my name

G'day mate! Welcome to the trap
You sprung the teeth, now it's time to snap
Spread the table, dip you in gravey
When you're well done I might eat your baby

Your gonna roast
Aussie Aussie Aussie! oi oi oi!
I'm making toast!

Never smile at a Dingodile
No you can't get friendly with a Dingodile
You'll be taken in by me toothy grin
Better run, run away
Say good night and g'day
Gonna clear the aisle
It's Dingodile
You may very well be well-read
Lots of etiquette in your head
Try with me, I'll beat you like a bongo
You really mucked that up, you drongo

Call me a bogan
That's fine, it's me slogan
Spread the butter, spread the jam
Bet you taste bloody sick with ham
Do you know who I am?
DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!

Never smile at a Dingodile
No you can't get friendly with a Dingodile
No you can't get friendly with Dingodile!

Well crikey! still going off, are ya
Well you won't come to raw prawn with me

Shouldn't'a gone out in the bush
'cause that's where I'm gonna toast your tush
Oi, you dag, what you thinkin'?
That I'm a psycho?
Eh, fair dinkum

Never smile at a Dingodile
No you can't get friendly with a Dingodile
You'll be taken in by me toothy grin
While the fire bubbles and broils your skin
Set the fire! spread the flame!
You'll know my name

Oi, you dag, your mighty dull
Gonna play footy with your skull

Or toy can make like a mouse and scurry
In which case, gnarly! no worries

On the attack!
Aussie Aussie Aussie! oi oi oi!
From the outback
Dingo dingo dingo!

Never smile at a Dingodile
No you can't get friendly with a Dingodile
You'll be taken in by me toothy grin
Better run, run away
Say good night and g'day
Gonna clear the aisle
It's Dingodile

You may very well be well-read
Lots of etiquette in your head
If you think that helps, then you're dead wrong
Gonna bury your body in the billabong
Mate, now I'm rapt
Dingodile snapped
Spread the butter, spread the jam
Bet you taste bloody sick with ham
Do you know who I am?
Do you know who I am?

Never smile at a Dingodile
No you can't get friendly with a Dingodile
No you can't get friendly with a Dingodile!