[Intro: Chris Curasi & EmilyGO VO]
Oh, dear. Where am I?
Listen up

[Verse 1: Chris Curasi]
So you’re in Mafia Town
Wise up or you’re gonna get a shake-down
It’s a city full of criminal behavior
And no rule of law that is ever gonna save ya

You’re better off integrating with the system
There’s no cops and nobody who would miss them
Kid you've gotta be kidding yourself
If you think you’re not gonna pay

[Chorus: Chris Curasi]
All the money in this town has been calculated and coordinated
To be matriculated to the man above
Strong-arming the citizenry
For financial freedom is what brings him
Closer to his dreams and so he sends his love

[Verse 2: Chris Curasi]
It’s undeniable
The Pasta Mafia has a stranglehold
Is entangled with this island and its wealth
Upsetting the ebb and flow
Of the comings and goings
Of what we've got going on
Might not be the best thing for your health

[Verse 3: Chris Curasi]
Everybody’s in the pocket of the mafia
Commit a crime, and there’s no stoppin’ ya
No limit to the dirt we’ll offer ya
(If you’re willing to pay)

Well, this place is riddled with crime
If you’re bad then you’re gonna have a good time
Stick around and turn a pretty dime
(The mafia way)

[Bridge: EmilyGO VO]
Oh, can it be?
What’s this I see?
A whole town of criminality

It’s time for me
To get my hands dirty
And bring the peace

If we all work together
Believe in one another
Our world could make wonders
Everyone racing straight to the stars!
[Interlude: EmilyGO VO]
You could be richer than you know
If you welcome love into your heart!

[Verse 4: Chris Curasi]
I find myself in a generous mood
You better go before I change my tune
Don’t stick around or the foot will come down
And the boss will come and get you too

Look, kid, we live in reality
The world’s not as nice as it ought to be
Now leave while you got your dignity
Last chance

[Outro]
(It’s pay-to-play)
(So you better just walk away)
(Then again, you could stay)
(And live the mafia way)