[Intro]
You aren't my usual kid, you know
Wanna have a bad time? Then let's go
Before we start I've got to let
You in on a little secret
I've got my Gaster Blaster gun
I'll tell you before we have our fun
Beneath the skull, well, Sans I'm not
I'm Piranha Plant, taking another slot!

[Verse 1]
I ate Waluigi's invite
Step up to me, I'll take a bite
Comments complain that you've been trolled
Don't stop me now, I'm on a roll
I'll catch you with the poison cloud
My spiky head will strike you down
Came out the pipe, straight spittin' firе
Sans Undertale has just retirеd!

Hide your children, tell your friends
Creeper come to steal your stuff again
Jump on me, you'll get that bite
So don't come down my pipe!

[Verse 2]
Have a plumber fricassee
'Cause my fire ain't roasting me
You have whet my appetite
And now it's suppertime!
Oh, du-du-du-du-du-du through the underground
Try to skip to the warp zone
Plumber and his green clone
Hear that familiar sound
I bet that you want a cameo from the clown
That can be arranged!
Up and down on this merry-go-round
Meme to the tune of the skeleton song
Bathe in smiles and tune out the frowns
Children cry that the lyrics are wrong!

[Verse 3]
I'm just a mean green mother
But I'm not from space
But it's all the same
Just shout out my name
Every one of my fans crying out
To enjoy what you have
Plant Gang!

(Plant Gang! Plant Gang! Plant Gang! Plant Gang!)
I've got your number now
(Plant Gang! Plant Gang! Plant Gang! Plant Gang!)
All your desires have been heard
(Plant Gang! Plant Gang! Plant Gang! Plant Gang!)
Megalovania again
(Plant Gang! Plant Gang! Plant Gang! Plant Gang!)
But with some different words

[Bridge]
Come on, come on
Think about how much is out there
Come on, come on
We have Megalovania at home
Come on, come on
I swear on all my spores
This old joke will never tire
Adding fuel onto the fire
People like Megalovania?
Okay, well here's one more!
[Verse 4]
Knock everybody out of sorts
Dunk over Matt from Wii Sports
I'll knock some sense right into Knuckles
'Cause unlike him, this plant can chuckle!
Not even King Dedede
Would dare to fight against me
I do what all Mii Fighters can't
Take an actual slot for Piranha Plant!

Nobody ever expects Piranha Plant
Nobody ever expects Piranha Plant
Attention YouTube, now you face Piranha Plant!

[Outro]
You know this joke will never die
Not while there's jokesters such as I
So sit back, have a little fun
We're not hurting anyone
There'd be one thing better, it's true
If I got my main man Goku-