[Intro: Kris]
"Make a deltarune megalovaina one"...
Arrgh... You know what? Nevermind. Why not?

[Verse 1: Kris]
I'm not the usual kid, you know
You know the joke, so let's go
Megalovania's a catchy tune
But it's not even in Deltarune

I know that you like to play the role
Since when were you the one in control?
My gender is the subject of flame wars
Can we stop it, guys? I'm getting bored

With fluffy boys and girls so mean
Kris Deltarune is on the scene
Though I never had a choice
Now you get to hear my voice

[Verse 2: Kris]
I dragged myself through life in the sourest of moods
Until one day into the world of darkness, I did fall
I went along and busted bad attitudes
I met a cast of characters, and Alex played them all
A shine on the horizon
Shows darkness in the sky
But I will play my role as the child of light
Here guided by a lantern
Its glow we hold up high
But I still have to know, is this soul even mine?

[Verse 3: Kris]
Colors weave into a spire of flame
We only have the demo of the game
I can't make a musical if I don't know the story

What do you want from me?

[Verse 4: Kris]
Kris from Deltarune
Now I'm singing this song
It's the player's theme
(So anyone could sing it, really)
Or am I wrong?

[Interlude: Kris]
Huh. Looks like a bunch of other people want to sing Megalovania
Ralsei, Susie, back me up. It's time to ACT

[Verse 5: Kris, Ralsei, and Susie]
Guzma's gonna squat, like it or not
Although this world (You think I don't)
Piranha Plant's nice if you put water in the pot
Is faded to black (Notice)
Matt from Wii Sports, come join my team
I know all the stories are (Their stares?)
And we'll help Claude von Reigen scheme
True
Chuckle with Knuckles (and I guess also sans)
You'll free us all (It doesn't matter)
Let the kings know that they rule the land
With me at your back (I won't care)
Luigi and Papyrus, it's nice to know another
And I'm glad to be there with you
Who knows what it's like to be a younger brother
[Verse 6: Kris]
Please stop calling me an emo teen
Please stop calling me an emo teen
I barely know the context behind this theme

[Outro: Kris]
Even though this song's not in my game
For memes, I'll sing it all the same
So we can continue the run
Sure, why not? I guess it's fun
I know this joke could be tighter
But I don't care who's in Smashing Fighters
Still, I guess if I had to choose
I'd go ahead and pick-