[Verse 1: Brodingles]
Mankind is a sin
They are a stain
Should have been cleared out
If not for the war
Heaven and hell
Joining the fray
So now we send in the god of the storm

Swift as the lightning
Flows through my veins
I am the thunder that follows the rain
Blow you away!
Thundering force!
Now we will send in the god of the storm!

[Verse 2: Brodingles & Wintermelon]
I am the god of the storm!
I think I picked up on that, actually!

Clouds rolling in
It's time to begin
At mistress Viridi’s command
Heed nature's call
We are the hammer to fall
Wipe out the world of man
[Skit: Wintermelon & EmilyGO VO]
Quick question!
Is she more a lightning type or a thunder type?
Technically just the command of lightning
But she's having such a great time out there
I feel it would be rude to interrupt!

[Verse 3: Brodingles, Wintermelon & Alex Beckham]
I blot out the sky
Enemies fry
Lightning we ride
Electrified!

Now that nature’s joining the fight!
To the skies for the goddess of light!
We must try to stop another war!
So we fly to the eye of the storm!

All will rot and fall to my domain
Lightning, strike
And let the bodies fall like rain!

[Skit: Classicult & Brodingles]
Be careful, Pit!
I sense the gathering of a lot of energy!
And I'm picking up the gathering of my fan club!
[Verse 4: Brodingles and EmilyGO VO, Wintermelon, Alex Beckham & All]
Clouds rolling in
(Now that nature's joining the fight)
It's time to begin
(To the skies for the goddess of light!)
At mistress Viridi's command
(We must try to stop another war!)
So we fly to the eye of the storm!

All will rot and fall to my domain
Heed nature's call
(Now that nature's joining the fight!)
We are the hammer to fall
(To the skies for the goddess of light!)
Lightning, strike
Wipe out the world of man
(We must try to stop another war!)
And let the bodies fall like rain!
(So we fly!)
Into the storm!

[Skit: Alex Beckham, Brodingles, Classicult, Wintermelon & (EmilyGO VO)]
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Why me, even?
I didn't get a chance to sing!
Now how will they hear my beautiful voice?
Phew! Thanks for the workout!
You all play nice while I go recharge my battery, okay?
She’s pulling back to recover, Pit!
This may be your best chance to stop Phosphora!
I’m flying you into the storm cloud to go after her!
But we were just singing about being in a storm cloud!
Is this some kind of storm-ception?
(Hey! Do I attack your forces while you're in the pause menu?)
That would really be the Dark Souls of video games...
I’m fighting again already?
I barely even showered!
But I guess you'd like that, wouldn't you, little angel?
Aaaaaaaa---
[Verse 5: Brodingles & Wintermelon]
Swift as the lightning
Flows through my veins
I am the thunder that follows the rain
Blow you away!
Thundering force!
Now you are facing the god of the storm!

Ride the storm
Skies darkened, torn!
We must try to stop another war!
So we fly to the eye of the storm!
Winds
Pick up to form a hurricane
The thunder following the rain
Angel, to the skies to join the fight!
For the honor of the goddess of the light!

[Skit: Brodingles, Wintermelon, EmilyGO VO & Alex Beckham]
He's cute and he’s fit!
Palutena really sent the full package, didn't she?
Please stop flirting while I'm fighting!
I'm very uncomfortable!
Ten gold that Phosphora just stomps on Pitty Pat
I can only spot you five...
You're not helping!

[Verse 1: Brodingles and EmilyGO VO, Brodingles & Wintermelon and Classicult]
Mankind is a sin
They are a stain
Should have been cleared out
If not for the war
Heaven and hell
Joining the fray
So now we send in the god of the storm

Swift as the lightning
Flows through my veins
I am the thunder that follows the rain
Blow you away!
Thundering force!
Now we will send in the god of the storm!

Good will ensure evil's demise!
Light is on the rise!

[Skit: Wintermelon, Brodingles, EmilyGO VO, Alex Beckham, & (Classicult)]
Ha! Did you see that thunder?
No, 'cause you can't see thunder!
I take back what I said before. You're not cute at all
This can't be happening!
I'm coming for you next, Viridi! Ah!
This place is going back to the dogs without lovely little Phosphora
(Smarm it up while you still can, Hades
We'll be after you soon enough)

[Outro: Brodingles & Wintermelon and Classicult]
Lightning would strike
Thunder would roll
Don't think you're fighting for a noble goal!
They'll never learn!
They'll never change!
We'll always suffer from the human stain!
So fly away!
Back to the war!
Even if it's without the god of the storm!

Angel, to the skies to join the fight!
For the honor of the goddess of the light!