[Verse 1]
Kris, I get it
You’re rejected
Just makes you want to cry
You're pathetic
You'll be bested
Now that this bird can fly

Taste it! Face it!
It’s a race, it’s
Determined by your brains
Head of class
Takes out the trash
The Queen and her knights shall reign!

[Chorus]
I’m a knight in shining armor
Standing for dear Noelle
I won’t allow you to harm her
So I'm sending you straight to hell!

Think so slow and you’ll be left behind
While I bask in glory!
You can't stand to the superior mind!
You can't stand to the prodigy!
[Interlude]
See, that’s the difference between you and me, Kris. I am an alpha gamеr!
And you? Are a B-minus! At best!

[Verse 2]
Watch out, Light Nerds
Takе that, now Berdly’s
Standing in your way
As this city
Shines so pretty
Far from the light of day

In this place
I’ll be embraced
My brilliance next to our Queen!
With her mission
Recognition
I'll be her guillotine!

[Chorus]
I’m a knight in shining armor
Standing for dear Noelle
Any moment now I’ll charm her
When I ring out the victory bell

All of my success is by design
Eminence and glory!
You can't stand to the superior mind!
You can't stand to the prodigy!
[Interlude]
Gah! Still going? That’s a fluke, Kris! Don't think it means you have any skill!

[Verse 3]
This world’s perfect
Every aspect
Is wonder to behold
So I’ll have it
Make it, nab it
Get statues made of gold

Fame and fortune
I’ll adore - Sure
I might prefer the air
But this utopia’s
My cornucopia
And you have no place there!

[Chorus]
I’m a knight in shining armor
Standing for dear Noelle
Your tricks never will strongarm her
Now these cretins I will expel!

You tried racing, but your feet were tied
Berdly is flying free!
You can't stand to the superior mind!
You can't stand to the prodigy!