[Verse 1]
What’s this [BURNING] before my eyes?
[ANY DVD at half price!]
Have a [deal] from this SPECIL guy
Only comes once in your [Ant-sized] life!

BELIEVE IT OR , I was a BIG SHOT
THE BIGGEST, that's right [Sponge], take it from me
Now I need some [Generosity]
I’M A SALESMAN, and I don't mean [Money]

[Chorus]
HEAR THAT [Freedom] CRY
HEAR THAT [Low Low Price]
THIS DEAL MUST [Die]
CALL THE [Shots] TONIGHT
FOR THAT [Paradise]
TAKE [Hyperlink Blocked]
EARN THAT [Specil Prize]
WHEN YOU CALL THE [SHOT]

[Verse 2]
Now's your chance to be a Big Shot
Slide that [Kromer] into the slot
Your life's in the drain, abdominal pain
I've got what you need with [Hyperlink Blocked]
Now’s your chance to make a big sale
AND TAKE IT FROM ME [kids] YOU’LL NEVER FAIL
With Spamton G. Spamton you will prevail
I'm [filling you] with the power of [WHALE!]

[Chorus]
HEAR THAT [Freedom] CRY
HEAR THAT [Low Low Price]
THIS DEAL MUST [Die]
CALL THE [Shots] TONIGHT
FOR THAT [Paradise]
TAKE [Hyperlink Blocked]
EARN THAT [Specil Prize]
WHEN YOU CALL THE [SHOT]

[Verse 3]
Still got doubts? Then get [insured]
[You can't imagine what's in store]
For an awesome prize you [can afford]
A deal so low, everyone is [dead]

If you don't have [Wacky Stacks]
You’re a [Joker] [Killing] me!
I’ll give a [deal] for what you lack
[Please stop] PLEASE STOP [killing] ME!
[Chorus]
HEAR THAT [Freedom] CRY
HEAR THAT [Low Low Price]
THIS DEAL MUST [Die]
CALL THE [Shots] TONIGHT
FOR THAT [Paradise]
TAKE [Hyperlink Blocked]
EARN THAT [Specil Prize]
WHEN YOU CALL THE [SHOT]

[Verse 4]
NOW’S YOUR CHANCE TO SEE AN [HonestMan]
WHO JUST NEEDS [the number on the back] [of your hand]
Then at last [YOU’LL UNDERSTAND]
[This wasn't part of the plan]

PRIZES, HOTSINGLE FOR GRABS
This [desperate] chance to get what you want
TAKE THE DEAL DEAR CUSTOMER
AND [Bathe] the world in [Hyperlink Blocked]

[Chorus]
HEAR THAT [Freedom] CRY
HEAR THAT [Low Low Price]
THIS DEAL MUST [Die]
CALL THE [Shots] TONIGHT
FOR THAT [Paradise]
TAKE [Hyperlink Blocked]
EARN THAT [Specil Prize]
WHEN YOU CALL THE [SHOT]