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Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door - Doopliss
[DOOPLISS]
Well, well, well! What have we here?
My shadow? OOH, I'm shaking in fear!
But there ain't no need for tears
'Cause the mighty SUPER MARIO's here!
Come on, boys and girls, let's go!
It's time to start the ultimate show
We'll knead him up like pizza dough!

[KOOPS, spoken]
You're acting kinda... strange, you know?

[DOOPLISS, spoken]
UHMM
ITSA ME, MARIO!!!!!

[FLURRIE, KOOPS, GOOMBELLA, and BABY YOSHI]
Here we stand
We'll be as one
We fight until the night is won
For the sake of everyone
This faker's reign shall soon be done!
Fight for justice, fight for light
Fight for what we think is right
Past your tricks and past your might
We struggle for a future bright!
[DOOPLISS, spoken]
YEAH!
Show that FOOL what's what!
Your "friends" are so EASY to sway, Slick!
Hahaha!

[GOOMBELLA, spoken]
What

[DOOPLISS, spoken]
--I MEAN
WOO-HOO!
I LIKE-A THE LASAGNA

[DOOPLISS]
Look at me, I'm such a smarty!
Take ME down?
You and what army?!
Stole the song and stole your body
Even stole your entire party!

Your pals will be my thugs
Just as long as I wear your mug
Doopliss! That's the name you see!
But they'll never know it's me!
[DOOPLISS]
Now it's time to end this game
Your lack of face is REALLY LAME!
You might have guessed my name
But I will crush you all the same!
Look at you, you're all alone!
You're really, truly, FLIPPIN' BONED!
To your pleas, I'm cold as stone!

[BABY YOSHI, SPOKEN]
Something's up!
Now hold the phone!

[VIVIAN]
You aren't really Mario!
I wish I didn't leave your side
'Cause he pulled the wool over their eyes!
But we can see through his disguise
You won't be alone after tonight!
You accept me for who I am
Unlike Marilyn or old Beldam
I'm going to do all that I can
To help you get your true name back!

[DOOPLISS, spoken]
HEYYYYY!!!
Tag teams and near-rhymes are unfair, you HACKER!
Prepare to get schooled, Slick!
[DOOPLISS]
I don't care who's by your side
Your name and body are still mine!
I'm gonna leave you fried
Squash you flat like a pizza pie!

Your pals will be my thugs
Just as long as I wear your mug
Doopliss! That's the name you see!
But they'll never know it's me!

[DOOPLISS, spoken]
D'OH!
YOU KILLJOYS!!!
I'm outta here!!!