(Spoken)
Papyrus:
Sans, look! A human!

Sans:
Actually, I think that's a rapper

P:
No times for jokes, Sans!
My track's about to start!

(Sung)
P:
Engarde, now human!
For Papyrus
Has you in the grasp
Of boney beats
And puzzles built to last!

(Same Time)
P:
NYEH-HEH-HEH!
S:
Kid, just humor him
P:
Come, if you dare!
Every trap, every snare
Is primed to
Capture your heart
'Cause this is the part
Where I join the royal guard!
S:
*yawn* It's mean a lot
(Not Same Time)
P:
Hey, Sans! This isn't

(Same Time)
P:
The time for a nap!
S:
*yawning* ~okay
P:
Now, let's see what you got!
S:
Show 'im what you got

(Not Same Time)
P:
Face the power of our duet!
The Great Papyrus
Shall capture you yet!

S:
Keep on singin' our tune
You're doin' fine, pal
You'll win out soon

Show us two boneheads
You've got spine
P:
Now that I've captured you
All I want shall be mine!

S:
You could have it all

(Same Time)
S:
All you gotta do is try
P:
Indeed! All I've got to do is try!

(Not Same Time)
S:
Hey anyway never thought today
A little human rapper
With blue hair and pronouns
Would come my way

(Spoken)
And now, the xylo-bone solo

*Xylo-Bone*

P:
Augh! Sans!
What did I tell you about
Using your head as a
Musical instrument!?
S:
I thought you wanted me
To use my head more often

P:
Huh... you know what? Fair!

(Sung)
P:
Skeletons never tire
Save for my lazybones
Of a brother, Sans

S:
Heyyy

Bro, you could do anything

(Same Time)
S:
If you try hard enough
P:
I will try hard enough!
S:
You've got the stuff
P:
I've got the stuff
S:
Go get him, man
P:
In my grand plans!!!

(Not Same Time)
P:
NYEH-HEH-HEH!!!
This rap will never go any

(Same Time)
S:
Further, you see
P:
Further, you see!

(Not Same Time)
P:
Unless you got the chops

(Same Time)
S:
Beat a cool dude like he
P:
To beat a cool dude like me!

(Not Same Time)
P:
Let's hear you try!
You can't

(Same Time)
S:
Out sing clever bones like I
P:
Out sing clever bones like I!

(Not Same Time)
P:
Give me your best, human!
Make this a real match!

(Same Time)
S:
Let's bury the hatchet
P:
I'll catch you in one batch!
You will be snatched!
Before you can say

(Not Same Time)
P:
The Great Papyrus is so
Strong and handsome!

(Same Time)
S:
One day, Papyrus, you'll have won and
P:
Now come! It'll be fun!
When I finally
S:
Joined the royal guard
P:
Join the royal guard!
S:
Rattle our bones
P:
Rattle our bones!

(Spoken)
S:
*Snoring*

P:
Sans, we went over this!
No snoozing on the job!
The human's getting away!