Tankman:
Step into the war zone, kid
Your date's gonna get fucked
Don't you make me flip my lid
Or you're shit outta luck
Ugh!

Heads up kid, you're gonna get rocked
My gun's not the only thing that's cocked
I'm pullin' rank, I run this tank
I'll kick your taint, blue ball ya
Get your sock

You fuckin' nerd!
Don't like my words?
"Not safe for work?"
Listen up, jerkoff!
It's time to put your big boy pants on!

You try to strut
Shot to the gut!
Bustin' your nuts!
Right up your ass-
Ugh!
Is this what she wastes her implants on?
Step into the war zone, kid
Your date's gonna get fucked
Don't you make me flip my lid
Or you're shit outta luck
Ugh!

What's that smell? I'm sick of it!
Ugh!
Little baby in the shit
Ugh! Ugh!
It's stupid! You, kid, can't confront
With cunning stunts
This fucking runt is dead!

"Beep beep bop," yeah, yeah, I know
But thе short bus left an hour ago
His parents and babysitter
Both arе quitters
Take to Twitter with this tale of woe!

Step into the war zone, kid
Your date's gonna get fucked
Don't you make me flip my lid
Or you're shit outta luck
Ugh!