Man on the Internet
Songtober - The Skeld
[Blue]
Little game, and a cosmic vessel
Gonna see what is all the fuss
Little game full of little people
Lining up to say
[Purple]
You're sus!
[Red]
You're sus!
[Green]
You're sus!
[Pink]
You're sus!
[Cyan]
You're sus!
[Blue]
I got the game because my friends all play it
The funny memes are rather swell
I installed it just today
And I finally get to play
In a lobby that I found
[Cyan]
Good morning, Blue!
[Blue]
Morning Cyan!
[Cyan]
Where you off to?
[Blue]
Navigation!
I'm brand new to this game, so I'm still finding my way around, and-
[Cyan]
That's nice. Hey Green!
The reactor! Hurry up!
[All]
Look there, the newbie's acting quitе peculiar
You couldn't say they're playing wеll
[Lime]
An alarm has come around
[Gray]
'Cause a body has been found
[All]
And the violence has begun aboard the Skeld
[Gray]
Red sus
[Red]
NO U
[Orange]
Where was the body?
[Red]
White sus
[White]
NO U
[Green]
I was with White
[Black]
Let's all abstain
[Purple]
I think Blue did it
[Blue]
I'm lucky to have had an alibi
[Orange]
Ah, Blue
[Blue]
Hello there! What are you up to?
[Orange]
Fixing the wires. Can you keep watch?
[Blue]
Absolutely! Should I help with the wires, too?
[Orange]
Well, I mean, if it's one of your required duties...
[Blue]
Duties?
Like, when the comms go down and we have to fix it?
[Orange]
No, no! Every crewmate has a task list, like swiping their ID card or getting scanned in medbay
The only way for us to win is to get all of them done!
Otherwise, the imposters win the game
[Blue]
I see! Thank you very my much!
[All]
Look there; the doors are closing in upon us
A kind of fear you cannot quell
Not a reason or a rhyme
They will kill at any time
You have nowhere left to hide aboard the Skeld
[Blue]
Oh, isn't this amazing?
We were all there with the new body
Here's how our fate's decided
Do we trust the guy who claimed he's in security?
[Black]
Okay there, newbie, could you click to vote then?
The timer's on the final bell
[Brown]
Only have yourself to blame
When you join a public game
Where you only get the finest crew
[All]
We only get the finest crew
We only get the finest the Skeld!
[Yellow]
Wow! Great job with the cameras, Red!
You're really good at this game!
[Red]
I know
Yellow:
We're winning this round for sure!
No imposter stands a chance against you!
[Red]
That's true, my yellow fellow
And there's our next target
[Yellow]
The blue one with the silly hat?
[Red]
They're the one
They've been wandering everywhere rather suspiciously
[Yellow]
But I see on the camera -
[Red]
The most sussy baka there is
[Yellow]
I know, but-
[Red]
That makes them the impostor!
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off!
[Yellow]
I mean, okay, all right, but-
AHHASJHGDAFJHSDGJA
[Red]
Right from the moment when the round had started
I knew it's obvious as hell
And today it's only they
Who are standing in my way
To become the valiant hero of the Skeld
[All]
We'll all be safe
If we're together
So here we'll stay
Inside this room
Although we found
A tiny problem
Will someone go help fix our 02?
[Gray]
Red sus
[Red]
No way
[Orange]
Again?
[Brown]
Oh god...
[Black]
I was in weapons
[Green]
I saw you vent!
[Purple]
Cyan
[Pink]
HI MOM
[Purple]
Is sus
[Red]
Hold on
[Cyan]
I fixed the lights
[Red]
It must be Blue!
[Lime]
It's Pink
[Gray]
This sucks
[Lime]
... and Gray
[Gray]
Buzz off!
[Red]
You're all mistaken
[Purple]
Well, maybe so-
[Blue]
Let's all split up and go our separate ways!
[Red]
Precisely what an evil mind would say!
[All]
We kicked them out and now the game continues
Were they for real? We couldn't tell
The Imposter count, you see
Was not two, it was three
So we haven't got a clue aboard
I hope that we're not doomed aboard
Another normal day aboard...
The Skeld!