[Intro]
Please state your name and occupation for the record
Alex Beckham, Man on the Internet
Mr. Beckham, you are something of an expert on Megalovania, correct?
Uh...kinda? I wrote lyrics to it
This is it, Nick! We got him on the stand! Now we can find out about the REAL Megalovania!
Mr. Beckham, testify about your knowledge of this, "Megalovania."

[WITNESS TESTIMONY 1]
Case Number: 15
Incident: The murder of Tim Vic
Witness: Alex Beckham
Address: https://www.youtube.com/c/ManontheInternet

Alеx Beckham: Megalovania is a song used in many Toby Fox projеcts, but notably Undertale. I write lyrics to songs, and a lot of people wanted Megalovania. By the time I was writing a full musical of Undertale, I actually had Megalovania lyrics on my old channel. So I figured I'd just reuse those

[CROSS EXAMINATION 1]
We know that you can't hide
Within your testimony
We'll see the truth inside
We'll cut away this phony

The evidence won't lie
We'll take down your narration
We'll see the truth inside
In cross-examination
[HOLD IT 1]
HOLD IT!

Reusing lyrics, you say?
Yeah, I figured what I had worked, so I might as well
I gathered that... Considering there are MULTIPLE MEGALOVANIAS on your channel! Care to explain THAT, Mr Beckham?
...Yeah. That's a joke Pheonix
Y-You're treating this as a JOKE?
I mean, yeah. Megalovania 2 is the same exact song as Megalovania 1
But... I don't see a "1" on the first Megalovania!
The "1" is implied, your honor... But that's not the point! The point is, why do you need so many Megalovanias?
People just wanted more Megalovania. Look, I'll explain...

[Witness Testimony 2]
Case Number: 15
Incident: The murder of Tim Vic
Witness: Alex Beckham
Address: https://www.youtube.com/c/ManontheInternet

Alex Beckham: So Smash Ultimate released a costume based on Sans, right? And people wanted a different Megalovania. But I already did Megalovania, and the song was basically the same. So I took it to mean they wanted the exact same song again. I released a joke Megalovania, then Juno released a joke Megalovania, and so we kept doing it

[CROSS EXAMINATION 2]
We know that you can't hide
Within your testimony
We'll see the truth inside
We'll cut away this phony
The evidence won't lie
We'll take down your narration
We'll see the truth inside
In cross-examination

[HOLD IT 2]
So did Juno also reuse lyrics?
No, Juno's are different than mine. We're two creative people who worked together on the same basic idea
Keep pressing, Nick! If Alex is unflappable, maybe talking about Juno can break this case open!
So what if... you just made more Megalovanias so Juno couldn't?
Why would I do that?
For a Megalovania Monopoly, obviously
That's ridiculous. That wouldn't prevent anyone from uploading other versions of Megalovania. Even if they did, people are allowed to have different interpretations
And when you were asked for Megalovania again, you didn't give your own interpretation?
I already HAD one

[OBJECTION]
OBJECTION!

People can certainly have different interpretations of Megalovania, if the lyrics are different. But yours AREN'T!
What are you talking about? I wrote them
No. I want you to take a look at the REAL Megalovania 1. You should know it well. It's the version you STOLE from ALEXANDER VON KOOPA!
GGGGKKK!
We got him on the ropes now, Nick! Lets take this testimony down!

[Chorus]
Dig through the lies
Everybody's got something to hide
But they can't deny the truth
That is my old channel! I can't steal from myself!

Heed this call
We bring justice for all
The lies will fall
As long as we are in pursuit

Funny you should mention that. There's also a trailer for Undertale the Musical on that channel!

Reach with these keys
Let the truth go free
So the guilty
Fall before the attorney

But it never got Undertale the Musical - YOU did!
But that goes to my channel too!

Heed this call
We bring justice for all
The lies will fall
As long as we are in pursuit

Just admit it! Everything you have, you've taken from Alexander von Koopa!

Burn the doubt
See the truthcome out
And when it's found
There'll be nowhere left to hide

Does no one else see how ridiculous this is? I'm not the one on trial here!

This defense
Shows your consequence
So we present
All the facts that break your lies

I'm innocent! I didn't steal anything! I CAN'T STEAL FROM MYSELF!

Crime doesn't pay
Always been that way
You can't escape
No one can outrun the truth

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Heed this call
We bring justice for all
The lies will fall
As long as we are in pursuit

[Outro]
Well, Mr. Beckham has been removed from this courtroom for disorderly conduct. We have much to think about. But, Mr. Wright, how exactly does this prove that Maya Fey did not murder Tom Vic?
Oh...yeah....huh.... there is that, yeah...
Kinda makes you wonder what we brought him in for