[Narrator]
'Tis morning...
'TIS-A MOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRNIIIIIING!
Ah, 'tis-a morning, and all the trains in the rail yard are fast asleep. All except Casey's train. His engine is slow asleep! Hey. Good morning, Casey!


[Singers]
♪ Come all you rounders if you want to hear
A story all about a brave engineer ♪


♪ Casey Jones was the rounder's name ♪


♪ On a high right wheeler, he won his fame ♪


♪ Casey Jones, Casey Jones ♪


♪ Casey Jones, are you ready?
Ready to start for the western land ♪


They're off! They're off!

HEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLPPPPPPP!!!!!!



♪ Out of the junction on the fly
Casey had that look in his eye ♪


♪ The brakeman knew by the engine's moan ♪


♪ The man at the throttle was Casey Jones ♪



♪ Casey Jo-o-o-o-o-o-o-nes ♪


[KingSpirals, Tex]
UEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGAAAAAAAD!!!
Haha! Didn't think we make it, did you?

[Minnie Mouse and Casey Jones]
(Humming) Crap! (Still Humming)
Nice day. Wasn't it?
[Singers]
The rain was coming down five or six weeks
The railroad track was like the bed of a creek
It slowed him down to a ten-mile gait
And it made the western mail exactly eight hours late

Casey Jones, plowin' through the water
Casey Jones, sluggin' through the mud
Casey Jones, plowin' through the wa...

[MUFFET]
Ahh-Ahh-Achoo!~



*Train plowing*

[Queen]
Take Off The Brakes, Thanks For The Shakes!
EGAD!
(A/N: OH YOU F@#₱ING NIGGER!)

[Singers]
Hours behind, there isn't time to fret
Keep knocking at the fire door
Don't give up yet
You gotta keep a schedule
Oh, you gotta keep a schedule
[Daisy and MUFFET]
OH, YOU BETTER LOOK OUT, Casey!

[Tex, KingSpirals, Alex Beckham]
What now, brown cow?
Beat it, bossy, I'm busy! Gotta date! And I'm late! Go back to your mate! You old cow! You old cow! You old cow! Fresh. Homogenized. Pasteurized. Motorized!

[Singers]
Make up schedule, do not fail
Gotta get to Frisco with the western mail

Gotta get to Frisco, gotta get to Frisco
Gotta get to Frisco, gotta get to Frisco


[Roxrezi]
Somebody's on the wrong track! Egad!


[Sonic EXE]
Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

[Casey Jones]
I'll save ya!


[Lindsay]
Help! Help! Save me! Help!

[Alex, Darby]
My hero!
Curses! Foiled again!
Whaddya know? She-mail!

[Singers]
Casey knew that he was running too fast
He ran through the signal last station past
He says, "I believe we're gonna make it through"
'Cause she steams a lot better than I ever knew

Uh oh. He who wrecks a train on a hillside is not on the level. Going down!
Not in commission. Smokes too much


[Darby Cupit (as Bandits)]
HI-HO, SILVERWARE!!!


Hey, Casey, you got company. Anybody we know?
Take that, and that, and that, and that, and that!

Time out! Substitution. Take this, and this, and this!

Everybody out, everybody out! Well, back to work. Egad! EGAD!


[Singers]
Casey came a runnin' up the Reno hill
He rooted on his whistle with an awful shrill
Whoo whoo whoo-ooh
He opened up his throttle just as far as she'd go

Just how fast he was a-steamin'
We will never know...

*While otherwise occupied on fixing his engine by grabbing and fitting the funnel almost falling off and the cowcatcher nearly coming loose and pulling it back on and forcing to put it back on the train, a double-headed by two old twin engines No. 77 & 5, a pair of 4-8-0 Mastodons, is coming toward him on the very same track in the opposite direction*




[Narrator]
What's that coming? It looks like a train. Egad!
It is a train. (9)


*Casey Jones, fixing the train and slamming and training appeared in there.*


[Singers]
Round the curve and down the hump
Two trains gonna hump


[Darby Cupit, SmittyG513 and Roxrezi (as Freight Train and MUFFET)]
EGAD!! (A/N: TOOT-TOOT TOOTOOT!!)
E-E-E-EGAAAAAD!!!


[KingSpirals]
YOU'VE BETTER WATCH OUT, HE'S GONNA BE DEAD!

[Casey Jones and Brakeman]
Hey, Casey, here comes a freight. I say, here comes a freight
Don't worry, mate. We won't be late. Egad! Look, look, look, look, look! Train, train, train!
So what?
So long. (9)


*The two Penguin looked gasp in terror, then jumped of the freight train except Minnie Mouse and Roxrezi.*


[ALL]
EGAD!!!


*Casey Jones was collapsed by the two trains and collide with a large explosion, both defeated, Minnie Mouse and Roxrezi. She was defeated the two, and they're injured and dying.*



KABOOM!!! CRASH BANG BOOM CLANK JING BOOM DONK CLANK BOOM!! DONK! ... DING!


Headaches and heartaches and all kinds of pain
They're just a part of the railroad game
Stories of brave men, noble and grand
Belong to the life of a railroad man

Casey Jones, is he gonna make it?
(If that's Casey, then I'm a Rhode Island rooster. Well, cock-a-doodle-doo!)
Casey Jones, what a trip
Casey Jones, well, he knew his duty
And he finally went west with the western mail



[MUFFET]
Next time, let's take the train!