[Swatchlings]
Come, palace hands
Strike up the band
Clean up the halls
Make them all spick and span

Polished to sheen
Bright, sparkling, clean
Broom, mop, and pail
As we hail to the queen

Have a cup of tea
We are here to please
Welcome to the internet's lap of luxury

Purpose crystal clear
For our lord we cheer
If you're here to serve
Then you're going to love it here

Come, palace hands
Strike up the band
Clean up the halls
Make them all spick and span

Polished to sheen
Bright, sparkling, clean
Broom, mop, and pail
As we hail to the queen
Come
Behold the splendor under her thumb
When you surrender, when you go numb
You can't pretend, you can't play dumb
You'll just defend her

Sing
Of all the conquest she will bring
And you'll be impressed
With her sparkling sheen

With all the success this well springs
Hail to the queen

Come, palace hands
Strike up the band
Clean up the halls
Make them all spick and span

Polished to sheen
Bright, sparkling, clean
Broom, mop, and pail
As we hail to the queen

Have a cup of tea
We are here to please
Welcome to the internet's lap of luxury
Purpose crystal clear
For our lord we cheer
If you're here to serve
Then you're going to love it here

Come, palace hands
Strike up the band
Clean up the halls
Make them all spick and span

Polished to sheen
Bright, sparkling, clean
Broom, mop, and pail
As we hail to the queen

[Swatchlings, (Chorus)]
Come (You can see things that you never)
Behold the splendor under her thumb (Thought to be)
When you surrender, when you go numb (Real but whatever)
You can't pretend, you can't play dumb (Interesting things that you admire)
You'll just defend her (Processing, spreading like wildfire)

Sing
Of all the conquest she will bring
And you'll be impressed
With her sparkling sheen
With all the success this well springs
Hail to the queen