[Verse 1]
I've got these [STRINGS] to hold me down
Superior to that [WASSAMATTA] clown
[The Smooth Taste Of] SOULS
Now THAT would be [Funny]
For [Three Easy Payments]
I'm getting that KROMER

Roll up, soul up, listen up, Kris
Got [bargain prices] that you can't miss
[Attention! Clean up on aisle three!]
WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME?

We'll turn [Schmoes] and [Daves] into [Rosen Graves]
And those [Cathode Screens] into [Cathode Screams]
I've got that [Deal] It's such a [Steal]
Just need you to be [Big] with me

[Chorus]
Now's your chance to be a [Big Shot]
When your [SOUL] I got
I'm NEO, you're not
And Spamton G. Spamton's casting his lot
I'm taking you down with [Hyperlink Blocked]

Now you are the [guests]
This [Three For One Special]
[Begin the test]
Will put you to [rest]
And Spamton G. Spamton's being [The Best]
But [I'm getting dеsperate!]
Give mе that KROMER!
[Verse 2]
Now's your chance, so pick up that [phone]
And talk to the one who says
[You are Alone]
And see [like me] how we're designed
[For three easy payments of $9.99!]

Do you want to be a [Heart] on a [Chain]
This isn't a life, Kris, that's just [PAIN]
And you're either evil or you're insane
'Cause [Heaven] knows but they won't explain!

[Bridge]
My name is Spamton and I am here to sell
Those who live in darkness
Will get dragged to [Heaven]

[BreaKing and CracKing]
For the [Kids] stepped from the light
The 100th visitor to this world of [Mike?]

[Chorus]
Now's your chance to be a [Big Shot]
When your [SOUL] I got
I'm NEO, you're not
And Spamton G. Spamton's casting his lot
I'm taking you down with [Hyperlink Blocked]
Now you are the [guests]
This [Three For One Special]
[Begin the test]
Will put you to [rest]
And Spamton G. Spamton's being [The Best]
But [I'm getting desperate!]
Give me that KROMER!

[Verse 3]
Hello [audience] watch me [laugh]
You smell that smell of [Rotten Glass]
Are you enjoying my [heart attack]
PLEASE JUST BRING MY [furniture back]

Holy [cungadero]
It's a bullet everywhere, oh!
And this [little sponge] is scared
GO [Ga-Ga] and [commit to die]

Bigger and better than ever!
You must think you're so clever
DON'T TOUCH THAT [lever]

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[The Smooth Taste Of] NEO
The [BOO] taste of Freedom
The [()*&@] taste of SPAMTON
Hehehahaha!
[Chorus]
Now's your chance to be a [Big Shot]
When your [SOUL] I got
I'm NEO, you're not
And Spamton G. Spamton's casting his lot
I'm taking you down with [Hyperlink Blocked]

Now you are the [guests]
This [Three For One Special]
[Begin the test]
Will put you to [rest]
And Spamton G. Spamton's being [The Best]
But [I'm getting desperate!]
Give me that KROMER!

[Outro]
The string's getting cut
The show's getting real
The pact has been sealed
[Now let's make a deal]
And you are the ticket to my next [meal]
I'll fly to the [heavens], finally healed!

Now you are the [guests]
This [Three For One Special]
[Begin the test]
Will put you to [rest]
And Spamton G. Spamton's being [The Best]
But [I'm getting desperate!]
Give me that KROMER!