[Megalovania starts playing, before being abruptly cut off]

[Sans (STEEL)]
Whoops. Sorry. Left my hot mixtape on
Seems like everyone's got one of those these days
What can I do you kids for?

Hey, anyway, never thought that today
Little Kris and Susie would go out of their way

[Susie (BRODINGLES)]
Hey, I'm not little!

[Sans]
To drop by and say hi to this humble guy
I'm just the janitor who stacks the groceries high

Well, if you wanna buy, you know what to do
Grab a basket from the door
Just watch out for the spill on aisle two

Wanna meet my little bro?
Come back tomorrow, he just dipped a couple hours ago
Hey, don't look so glum, chum, it's just for a day
Gotta give us some time before you go and play
Oh, that stuff in the bin? Yeah, that's all half price
Know what thеy say about trash?
Well maybe you'll find somethin' nicе

[Susie]
See. Jerky is candy... And, uh, peanuts too

[Sans]
Actually, they're a legume

[Susie]
Peanuts?

[Sans]
Jerky