[Intro: Man and Sue]
Ready?
Alright!

[Verse 1: Chorus and Sue]
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday dear Charles (Play that weird minor chord)
Happy birthday to you (Play that minor chord)

[Verse 2: Chorus with Charles, Sue, Charles, Swede]
How old are you?
How old are you?
Fifty-four, motherfucker (Fifty-three!)
How old are you?

[Outro]
Fifty-three Charles!
Fifty-four
Fifty-three
How old are you now, tell me honestly
Fifty-three! He was born in 1922
1922