[Verse 1]
Blind drunk on eggnog with my dad
And I think this dairy might be bad

[Chorus]
But I don't care enough to say
That we should check the best before date
You and I will come to find
My whiskey tolerance makes it fine
Maybe that's just Christmas at my house

[Verse 2]
One night a year where all is right
Going to tie one on a little tight

[Chorus]
But I don't care enough to say
That we should find a better way
To ring in one more Christmas day
Without the kiss of Tanqueray
Maybe that's just Christmas at my house

[Instrumental]

[Outro]
Christmas at my house
Christmas at my house
Christmas at my house
Ho, ho, ho