[Verse 1]
I know you try to stay happy
But the winds of doubt are blowin' heavy
Tell me, girl, do you like
The Cro-Mags and Turnstile?
If you do, I'm beggin' you

[Chorus]
Come with me
Let me be your doom boy
We could hold hands
Listen to Slayer
In the back of my Dodge Caravan

[Verse 2]
Do you delight in rule breakin'
Dancin' to thrash, and hailin' Satan?
Okay, alright
Let's rage tonight
Crank the dial and stay a while

[Chorus]
Then you'll see
I could be your doom boy
We could hold hands
Listen to Slayer
In the back of my Dodge Caravan
(It's my mom's Dodge Caravan!)
[Guitar Solo]

[Chorus]
Doom boy
We could hold hands
Listen to Slayer
In the back of my Dodge Caravan

[Breakdown]
Yeah!

[Outro]
Let me be your doom boy, baby