[Verse 1]
Wanna catch a flick? Let the meter tick
In the parkin' lot outside
Of theatre number six, where the woofer doesn't kick
Like she used to anymore?

[Chorus]
Gimme one half dozen blunt force concussions
Crack my head in two
Just don't put me through
Sayin' "I love you"

[Verse 2]
Wanna take a walk? We don't have to talk
It's probably better that way
"And it's getting pretty late," yeah, that's what I'll say
When I leave you with the check to pay

[Chorus]
Gimme one half dozen blunt force concussions
Crack my head in two
Just don't put me through
Sayin' "I love you"

[Post-Chorus]
Trust me
If I'm feelin' blue
Trust me
I'm thinkin' about you
[Chorus]
Gimme one half dozen blunt force concussions
Crack my head in two
Just don't put me through
Sayin' "I love you"

[Post-Chorus]
Trust me
If I'm feelin' blue
Trust me
I'm thinkin' about you