Hook:
It's the Black Bachelor, he's been walking down the street
With a bottle Guinness whiskey and his acrobatic feet
Got the Air-pods all complete, Joyner Lucas on repeat
'Boutta buy himself a whore, he's been craving for a treat
He ain't had a fucking hoe in seven years
He's been chilling with his bros, maybe had a couple beers
Then returning to his home before he'd drown himself in tears
Drinking up that whisky bottle, just removing all the fears

Verse 1:
Yeah, yeah I've been living on my own
I have no fucking money, I be living on a loan
I can't buy myself cologne
I smell of old cum I got from jacking off my bone
My fucking life is so depressing
But I'm so fucking lucky I received this fucking blessing
All this shit that I'm expressing
Not thinking bout the taxes and the work that I'm progressing
Eyy! 'Cause I'm the Black Bachelor
Live in danger everyday, accused of crack massacre
No it wasn't me, was the school janitor
But he's white, all he'd do is call his biased manager

Bridge:
Yeah of course I'm walking down the street
I still don't have a woman, i feel nothing but defeat
I know that if I'm lucky and i find myself a sweet
It's gonna take a week for her to find a way to cheat
Hook:
It's the Black Bachelor, he's been walking down the street
With a bottle Guinness whiskey and his acrobatic feet
Got the Air-pods all complete, Joyner Lucas on repeat
'Boutta buy himself a whore, he's been craving for a treat
He ain't had a fucking hoe in seven years
He's been chilling with his bros, maybe had a couple beers
Then returning to his home before he'd drown himself in tears
Drinking up that whisky bottle, just removing all the fears

Verse 2:
Now everybody STOP!
Never mind I thought I saw someone I knew up on the rooftop
One of my exes, a dirty filthy hoe
I dated her until I found her give my dad a blow
I kicked her out the house and left her freezing in the snow
She tried to get me back "Please! I got nowhere to go"
I flipped her off my finger, then I slammed the fucking door
Started beating up my daddy, left him bleeding on the floor
That's why you don't go dating with a whore
You're paying her the first time, $144
And after only one time, you're gonna want some more
'fore you know about it, she's got all the money in your drawer

Bridge:
These fucking hoes are gonna make you all go poor
'specially when you go unknowing what you're looking for
You thinking that a whore, is the best way to explore
Then get yourself a life faggot, last forevermore!
Hook:
It's the Black Bachelor, he's been walking down the street
With a bottle Guinness whiskey and his acrobatic feet
Got the Air-pods all complete, Joyner Lucas on repeat
'Boutta buy himself a whore, he's been craving for a treat
He ain't had a fucking hoe in seven years
He's been chilling with his bros, maybe had a couple beers
Then returning to his home before he'd drown himself in tears
Drinking up that whisky bottle, just removing all the fears