Rage
Waifu Watchers
[Intro]
Is that you, Metro?

[Verse 1: Mir Blackwell]
Looking at my watch and it's the start of a new cycle
Sasamiya, go kaboom, if you try to touch my waifu
Pull up in that big body, stomp you out, just like Diane
My music fire like I'm Ember, and my waifus are my fans
I pull up with the stick, you gonna see it when it fly
Botan right beside me, you gonna see me when you die
I keep that chrome by my side
Wait, wait...
Your bitch be wet soon as I see her, I ain't boning her dry
I can't miss a single roll, I might just pull me an all-nighter
Can't let Fate stay the night, even if she was a Rider
I hit the box, I'm with Medaka, and no one can come and stop us
That's your bitch? You call her dear, she my X, I call her Chopper
If you moving way too slow, you might just get your waifu stolen
I'm in the trees, like K.N.D, I'm just hiding while you rolling
Get the claims and then we dip, get the waifus and we outtie
I just pulled up and I-
Wait, these n***as not rolling without me?

[Verse 2: CraniumPK]
Bitch, I don't care, I will not roll while you're asleep
I will pull up to your crib, and make you claim Aria Link
Every chick that you have wished, in my harem, on my D
At the top, of the leaderboard, is where I always be, huh
Getting that waifu and dipping, now listen
That shit is my mission, uh
Elsa, the way that I'm dripping, pull up with my lady
'Cause I got extensions, uh
I just be taking your bitch, we made a flick
Gave her my heart and now she on my dick
That's why, uhhhhh...
Your waifus be missing!
Bitch I'm top tier, if you trash, then divorce, steady comin'
I get dollars for the W's, and now waifus be running
I be hustling to get kakera, and spend it on a badge
Man, I pull up in a ghost that got Booette in the back
Bitch, you trash
I got the best bitches in my stock
You got SAO bitches, every single one flop
You only got bitches that nobody wanna cop
Every bitch that I got, they be sitting at the top
[Verse 3: Ham Sandwich]
Run them rolls, you know I see you got some in the back
Keep a Nina on my side, and all my waifus got the strap
I just stole her heart from you, before you could even react
Momma worried, but I tell her that at least it isn't crack
I'm a menace in my harem, gettin' bigger than my ego
If you hatin', then you dyin', rest in peace, my homie Threeyo
You try shootin', but I'm movin' way too fast, I feel like Neo
I got badges, I got kakera, I'm balin' like a free throw
All my waifus finna eat, harem catered by the Dragon Maids (Yessir)
You laggin' mate!
Keep a K-on side my hip, it singing like a cabaret (Brrra)
Gotta get a bag a day
Hammy gettin' cheese, and I ain't talkin' bout the Monterey
My waifu's better than yours, you'll catch a fade if you were gossiping about my amor
Your waifu garbage, and I know that's something I can assure
My waifu might be a goddess, but yours might be a boar, yeah


[Verse 4: Rage]
Tu vas sentir un dolor
Porque yo vengo reclamar la esposa de tu sueños
La vi primero no es mi culpa que estabas lento
Yo ya te dije que ella ea mia que ya es mi amor
And no, I'm not gonna roll (Nah)
Not getting shit outta me (Nope)
I'm trying to catch a Boo, like if I said my name was Luigi
I'm claiming wishes like Aladdin, but I got no genie
I took your bitch? If they're yours, then show me the pedigree
I'm out here chillin', bro
You know when I come through (What)
I got a flow that makes the women cum, they wet like Suu
The tongue they give go fucking dumb, that's why I call her Tsu
And then I beat the pussy like a Nisepanda do
[Verse 5: Aerial Ace]
Run the rolls, n***a, ayy
Shake that ass girl
She got it popping, like a bitch just got her jazz curls
Winry Elric, my girl staying with the toolie
Edit your body like surgeons, then we go to make a movie, man
I don't want your waifu, she a zero, dude
And her friend right beside her, she a zero, too
Both them bitches fight my waifu, they lose, 0-2
She number 1 in this bitch, I call her Zero-Two
You think yo waifu classy in these streets? Mirajane
Fuck them fairytales, in them sheets, you know people change
Rin Tohsaka, double blade
She flipped on you, she turned the page
Yoko strapped, extended clip, red leave you wet
Lake of rage, ayy
Got Megumi in the back
Told her "Put down them utensils, today, you gon' be my snack"
Mi-Meat said she'll cook my sausage, I put it up on her rack
All these waifus wanna cuff me, they swear a n***a got crack
Goddamn

[Verse 6: Blax]
Look it's a ride or die, I'm right beside all of my waifus
For this collection of pixels, there is no telling what I'd do
And I know my girls are so sweet, man I'm getting type two
Don't have Kazuma, but ayy, I still got plenty girls to type to, though
I'm saying, switch my flow like Takamaki with the Agi
That's straight fire, I'm so cold, bufala, Mitsuru, you copy?
Shoutout Dillon, shoutout Breeton, they endeavoring to stop me
They clam Zero-Two and Rem, those ones aren't even in my top three
Look!
I really got all the quintessential sisters
But I still can't find Futaba, damn, that shit, really hurts
Honestly, I'm just so happy, I finally found Makato
And managed to keep my Senko, she foxy, and the logo
And you bozos need to stop playin' games, you wasting my time
And it really is a crime to see Saber stuck there at rep 9
At least I'm no Fireguy, fuck breasts, I claim for thighhighs
And I see Bowsette so high, that's Gay Bowser
Bye bye
[Verse 7: IAMCHRISCRAIG]
Lurking in the shadows like a lion on the prowl, huh
Snatch a n***a waifu, and you know what's going down, huh
Sauce like prince Vegeta, all you other n***as clowns
And all the waifus come to me, when husbandos ain't laying around, huh
Stacking my kakera up, just like the way I'm stacking riches
I don't be giving a fuck, you n***as mad while I'm bagging women
Christopher running a muck, Aquafina, the man be dripping
Better be pushing you luck, or you'll be making a bad decision (Fuck me up)
See a high rank, woah now, wait a minute
Spot a big heart, know a n***a finna click it
N***a wanna trade a brother, I don't really get it
Wanna get it poppin' like an automatic pistol
Catch the metal like I'm Zero Two, I'd leave another body deep in outer space
Sword Art, catch a knife and do a Senbonzakura, a n***a with a thousand blades
I'm a young bachelor, but ain't nobody hot as me
Behavior is mindless but this youngin' is a prodigy
Top of the rank, in the server, where I gotta be
I'm studying these waifu mechanics, kinesiology, ayy

[Verse 8: Joradonic]
Jumping out the spot, I'm finna pull up on the scene
My group a heavy set, and we carry double d's, like Maken-Ki
Leave 'em in his space, since he questioning mine
I carry wretched eggs, unless you wanna guess what's behind
But that don't even matter in this space, bruh, can't nobody stop me
On some Chuuibyon shit, like Rikka Takanashi
She the hands-on type, I got to the proto mark-two
My bitch bad, but she made to fuck you up, like Ryuomu
The way I do it, mother bodies, shit be out right gorgrous
My n***as be carry several Ninas like they harem be swarming
You better stop, drop, and roll, like a fire in the building
Take your waifu, than I bang her, I just do it in her room then
Look you better run them rolls, like it's big girls only
Every girl from Shimoneta, might as well, fucking join me
Goei Sonsaku, I'm getting every Ikki Tounse bitch
I might have to call Hinata, we just might just do some shit

[Verse 9: Kroco]
When I say anime bitches, know I ain't talkin' about that Baka kid
These some online waifus, that ain't about that disloyal shit (Nah)
But I gotta do it quietly, my girl sleeping right by my side
Can't miss these rolls, even at work, I dip and try and hide
See, my harem got a purpose, first, I pull up on that Rayquaza
Bowser's mama, big shells to any bitch that wants some drama
Wishing on God, a Goddess would appear and she did in Torasawa
Our monsters keep it Musume, while your clique looks like Ojma
She got the neck of a llama, I call dibs, all you guys can carry on
I take what I want, like Jora, when I stole Irene Bleserion
I do like me some cake, but I want some pizza, on second thought
I'm down for trading, but you first, need to show me what ya got
We all stacking it with big racks, like right, ding, ding dude
It's a pass if her name don't ring like how Chingling do
And if I'm a loser, than you can beat my babe a zero too
I'm so sorry, boo

[Verse 10: Breeton Boi]
Thought you claimed my waifu, but that's from the wrong show
Yeah, you got the wrong hoe, do your Pokémon rolls
You really thought I wanted her, what were you thinking, dude?
Because I had a girl wished, I get Kakera from it too, yeah
Yeah I feel like Misty, got them badges on deck
She can be my valentine, put her V-card in my deck
Harui Suzumiya, yeah, this my world you tryna wreck
Really thought you caught me slipping, but I had that wish protect, uh
You ain't even watching the anime, so claiming her is mean
If he tried to clam my waifu, blow him back like Megumin
Inazuma Eleven, chicks steady hyping up the team
All these girls who poppin' up to me, been in my bang dreams
Think I'm playing games? I only play with Chiaki Nanami
Like a RPG, I'm adding your waifu straight to my party
You got a problem with that? Well, you can try and stop me
They should call me Zero-Two, nobody's ever gonna top me
My girl be like Momo, always carrying the metal 'round
Ryza be the girl I was searching for, but now, I have found
My harem got big racks, yours a different story
The only double d's you got, the chick from Dexter's Laboratory
Oh, no