[S1 - Pokémon: Indigo League "Pokémon Theme"]

[Verse:]
Ash's death scene was really bad
Although it made you cry
Now you'll find out it wasn't sad
It's just that you were five

[Verse:]
To "Catch 'em All" or call it quits?
'cause catching them is wrong
Let's fuel our boats and Misty ships
With island lady's song

[Chorus:]
(Little girl, she is really small) Molly's so sad
She's missing her mom and dad (Good music)
Oh, this kid is pissed
She's the best antagonist

[Chorus:]
Wait, hold on, Baby Nidoqueens? (A stupid plan)
Domino is cute, but bland
"Use my trusty drying pan"
Pokémon
[S3 - The Johto Journeys "Pokémon Johto"]

[Verse:]
Movie's villain can control time travel
But he only uses it for sticks
Celebi could always save itself, but
Only does it in the end for kicks

[Verse:]
Two cool bad guys
And more water than it could fill a flagon
Ash just made out
That's not a girl, she's a Dragon

[Chorus:]
Why did they make a Max movie?
That's a sure-fire way to lose

[Chorus:]
Scared of Pokémon?
What the hell is going on?
Deoxys, get off of my lawn
And now the final boss is cubes

[S8 - Pokémon: Advanced Battle "Unbeatable"]
[Intro:]
Surprise, it was Mew

[Verse:]
Feeding chocolate to a furry
Tree kills them all in hurry

[Verse:]
The villain's plan has a couple flubs
Here is where you should stop watching the dub

[Bridge:]
This one is just "Castle in the Sky!"
Can't outdo that film but they sure did try

[Chorus:]
Ooh, Alice is settling for a nerd (She can do better)
Ooh, that man's inflatable
Pokémon villains are such trash
In Bad Guy ranks they come in dead last

[Chorus:]
Ooh
Shaymin's an a*****e
It deserves a death most graphic
I think it should play in traffic
[Verse:]
Seeing the past is pretty keen
Didn't know how much I missed Dan Green

[Outro:]
For some reason Celebi is back
When the "Ace Attorney" reject attacks

[S14 - Pokémon: Black and White "Black and White"]

[Chorus:]
Two movies without a plot
They made me confused a lot

[Chorus:]
Watch Ponyboy disembark
For his cutie mark and aggro a boss

[Verse:]
*Fart sounds*

[Verse:]
And this time Pikachu stoned

[S19 - Pokémon XYZ "Stand Tall"]

[Verse:]
Just one fight lasting for 50 minutes
We didn't care this time, please buy our games

[Chorus:]
It's been awhile since one's had charm in it
Ash hydrates and inflates (That's not weird at all)

[Chorus:]
In first third's great, but then it gets weirder
Shadow stalks, Pika talks (Seems like alcohol)