[Verse 1]
She wants to be a star on the screen of the TV, TV
And dance and sing and do all of the things that people do on TV, TV
Ow!

[Verse 2]
She's just thirteen but she's already been on TV, TV
You see her dream, she's doing all these kinds of things on your TV
Whatcha know about TV
Oh, ow!

[Chorus]
If you really wanna be on TV
1, 2, 3, 4!
Whoaw!

[Bridge]
Oh, she's addicted to the TV
Oh, now her sex is electric
Oh, she's all caught up in the static
Oh, now she'll never come down
Woo!

[Chorus]
And if you really wanna be on TV
Oh, if you really wanna be on TV
You gotta die

She's gonna be a star

[Verse 3]
And now that you have spent some time on TV, TV
I hope that you will finally listen to my words
Yes, to me (listen to me now)
To me

[Outro]
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Oh... Ow!