[Intro: Text-to-speech woman]
The last time I was here, we were all tripping acid
And while we were walking around, high as fuck, we found this troll
We thought the troll was the funniest thing in the world
And after taking some pictures with it, decided to steal it

[Verse: Joanne Robertson]
Standing tall
I waited for you, I waited for you
Those (?)
So late at night
When we (?)
We have no time
Have
Have
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Silver lines, you (?)
You (?)

[Outro: Text-to-speech woman]
The next morning, we were going back over the previous night's events
Dean went to the closet to get the troll
There wasn't a troll in there
But a very scared 8-year-old girl
I know, I sound capable of boring Satan into suicide
It's the drugs
Trust me
It seemed like a good idea for all intensive purposes
But not for some other purposes that aren't so intensive